I'll Make Henchmen Out of You (to 'I'll Make a Man Out of You' in 'Mulan')

By Becky


Fake Chief: Let's get down to business,
To join V.I.L.E.,
First we'll go to Egypt,
Where you'll steal the Nile.
You're the blandest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through,
Bad guys, I'll make henchmen out of you!


Henchmen and Fake Chief: Be henchmen,
We'll face Sara Bellum's rats so lively,
Be henchmen
Fall for the agents' tricks so cheap,
Be henchmen
Take a powerful kick from Ivy,
Ride a bike that turns into a jeep!


Fake Chief: Off to the Black Forest,
Then the Leaning Tower
Can you steal the landmarks
In a mere half-hour?
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue,
Somehow I'll make henchmen out of you!


Henchman 1: I'm never gonna scale Mt. Hood,
Henchman 2: Say goodbye to really speaking,
Henchman 3: Boy was I a fool! I cut geography!
Now how do I get to France?
Henchman 4: Which water's safe for drinking?
Henchman 5: I wish I could outrun all of Acme!


Henchmen and Fake Chief: Be henchmen,
We'll face Sara Bellum's rats so lively,
Be henchmen
Fall for the agents' tricks so cheap,
Be henchmen
Take a powerful kick from Ivy,
Ride a bike that turns into a jeep!


Fake Chief: Time is racing toward us,
And here comes Acme!
Heed all Carmen's orders
And you might go free!
You're not suited for the rigors of crime,
So pack up, go home, you're through,
How could I make henchmen out of you?


Fake Chief and Henchmen: Be henchmen,
We'll face Sara Bellum's rats so lively,
Be henchmen
Fall for the agents' tricks so cheap,
Be henchmen
Take a powerful kick from Ivy,
Ride a bike that turns into a jeep!