"Too much Carmen"
Parody of Barenaked Ladies' "One Week"
by Carmine

A/N: I wrote this from all-points-view, meaning it could be anyone who could've
wrote this parody. I also combined some of Weird Al's ideas and the original
song.

It's been one week since I got to see
Thefts of 'traptions from Vinci, Italy (Split Up)
Five days since I saw the show 
With the thefts of the Messiah and Rockefellar tree (Just Like Old Times) 
Three days since the show started
Having airwaves taken over by a lady in red (Stolen Smile)
Yesterday it occured to me
I've been watching too much Carmen Sandiego

Hold it now did I see her 
Steal the Opera House (Music to My Ears)
You'll think you're looking at Mount Everest (Dinosaur Delirium)
But she's after Cast Sant Angelo 
And makes off with the Italian cannon (Just Like Old Times)
I like Zack and Ivy
No matter how many times they fail (nearly all the episodes)
Cool like when Zack gets whacked by a snowball (Labyrinth, Part Two)
Lee thinks he's better
Just because of two stumped clues (Boyhood's End, Part Two)
Carmen's got the best hits
Lee can't even match wits (Boyhood's End, Part One)
You try to hold her but she busts through (Curses, Foiled Again, Can You Ever Go
Home Again, Part 1)
Gonna make a break and take a getaway (Can You Ever Go Home Again)
I'd like a show on the go
I like Carmen because it always get bounced around
Gotta see this show
Cause we've watched too much
The show's gonna grow
Because it's of high quality
And you don't have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think it's funny when it's cancelled
Trying hard not to lose donuts though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who boos at Lee Jordan
Can't understand what's going on?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to lose my donuts all the time
I have a history of staying at the DDS Ward

It's been one week since the show was on
Carmen was last seen with 4 Mil MI-26s (Dinosaur Delirium)
Five days since I saw the show
Maelstrom's no longer out there (Retribution)
It's been three days since the show began
I realized it's not Suhara's fault Carmen left Acme (Deja Vu)
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I've spent too much time on Carmen, Zack, and Ivy

Zack: Ivy!
Ivy: Hang on, Zack! Are you okay?
Zack: I'm okay. But my tongue is stuck.
Ivy: What?
Zack: My tongue is stuck on the gutter!
Ivy: What are you--ew! Your tongue is stuck on the frozen gutter! Don't you know
how dangerous that is? (The Remnants)

Once you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain starts up, then your IQ goes up
Watching Carmen with no lights on
She's a sensation
But she never gets any syndication
Like everyone else I'm getting frantic
Like the Chief I'm getting nervous
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Carmen Sandiego, I steal things
Okay I don't steal things
But if I did I'll join up with Carmen
Gonna get a set of good jumpsuits
Gonna find the kind that'll last
So I don't have to keep borrowing others
Gotta get in tune with Zack and Ivy
Cause that cartoon has got the boom, funny humor
That make me use all the wrong Zackisms

How can I help it if Carmen keeps switching channels
Trying hard not lose donuts though I feel bad
"Carmen! Carmen!" Now the forum starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show was cancelled
I keep thinking of Sara Bellum's insanity (When it Rains)
Five days since the show ended
Carmen's last heist was more of a break-in (Good Old Bad Old Days)
Three days since it disappeared off air
We realized sometimes people can be stupid
Yesterday, it came upon me
I've missed watching Moe and Lars' antics at Italy (Follow My Footprints)
I've missed watching Carmen's giant chess game (Rules of the Game)
I've missed watching the series on prime time TV
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