Carmen Sandiego's Top Ten Pet Peeves--By Lio
10) All-terain vehicles that constantly malfunction are
always cheaper than the ones that don't
9)When I mix up my summer and winter wardrobes and only
realize it half way through a theft in Antartica.
8)Sarah Bellum's shrink bills
7)Overly enthusiastic ACME detectives
6)UNDER enthusiastic VILE agents
5)Past 'Friends' I put away in my detective days out on paraol.
4)The way the Chief goes neurodic everytime I try to just talk to him.
3)The fact that the careful plans of a 30 year old with a 200 IQ are
constantly being foiled by a handful of teenagers with badges.
2)Amnesia in supposed relitives always happens at the worst possible time....
1)Stilettoes that look like pumps and feel like 'em too.
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