Name_________________________

“Bad Pun” Name You will be know as______________________

Age______ Height_____________

Other Bosses
[] Joker
[]Lex Luthor
[] Harley Quinn
[]Other (please specify)_____________________


Run in's with Superheros? Yes No
If yes, please specify
[]Batman
[]Superman
[]Spiderman
[]Nny
[]Other (please specify)_____________________


How often do you speak?
[]On a regular basis
[]Only catch phases and the occasional "Carmen! Help!"
[]Never


What colors do you usually wear?
[] Tan, Khakis
[]Blue and Purple jumpsuits only
[]Black and lots of it

Check off Chores you will be willing to perform as a VILE agent
[]Go back into dangerous situation to deliver clues to the people who are chasing you
[]Hack into government files.
[]Work well with other VILE Agents
[]Allow yourself to be pummeled by ACME agents without fighting back
[]Return Ms. Sandiego's Videos, Library books and Do her Grocery Shopping
[]Do not speak of what you do to anyone.
[]Be courteous, helpful and kind to Ms. Sandiego, without checking her out.

If you find yourself incarcerated for any given reason, what do you believe the excuse to be?
[] Carmen was right, I deserve this for not listening
[] Carmen was right, I should have ducked
[]Carmen was right, I still have a full dental plan...

Have you ever been associated or are you still associating with: (check all that apply:
[]Lee Jorden
[]Dr Gunner Malestrom
[]Acme
[]The US Government
[] Any and all Religions of L Ron Hubbard
[]Mulder and Scully
[]The Manor's Forum


Special skills (check all that apply)
[]Motorcycles
[]Martial Arts
[]Hovercraft
[]Windows 98
[]Screaming like a woman if Ivy should beat your ass
[]Diversion
[]Getting into the Company jumpsuit
[]Speaking in full sentences
[]4th level tango instructor


If the roof the Taj Mahal weighs approximately 60 tons, and two detective travel by rickshaw at the speed of 16 mph and are two furlongs away, and the turbo injected C150 can travel 75 mph with a large payload...how many minutes will you need to escape?






Zack and Ivy are sliding along an electrified wire by means of Ivy's coat at 15 miles an hour. You can run 20 miles an hour, but you want to keep up with your partner who's running 10. How soon before the detectives catch up with you?






You are going 30 miles an hour on a landspeeder while Zack and Ivy are following you at 25 mph. How long before you crash into a barn full of apples?






Employee “Pun” Name (print please)__________________________________
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Check all that should match your feelings on this applicant. Write additional comments bellow..
[]When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell
[]A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens
[]Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
[]I would not allow this employee to breed
[]This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be
[]Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
[]He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
[]He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
[] This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
[]This employee should go far, and the sooner the better
[]Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
[]He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier
[]He's been working with glue too much
[]Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
[]Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming...
[]If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change
[]If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
[]It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm
[]One neuron short of a synapse
[]Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
[]Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes
[]The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead...
[]Passes the Ball-Under-The-Blanket test
[] Is articulate, poised, and looks Ms. Sandiego in the eye
[]Fills the Costume nicely.
[]Mentally and Morally corupt.. in the good way
[] Wants to punch Lee Jordan Silly
[] Wants Ivy to punch THEM silly

[] Other (specify) ________________________________________________________________
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INTERVIEWER RECCOMENDATION
[]Hire ‘em now!
[]Run away! Run Away!