"Will the real Lee Jordan please shut up?"
by Carmine

Author's Note: "The Real Lee Jordan" is a parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim
Shady." This song is a parody of Christina Aguilera's parody "Will the Real Slim
Shady Please Shut Up?".

(Carmen) May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Lee Jordan please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Lee Jordan please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

(Ivy) You act like you never heard of Acme gone straight before
Your words are a bore, Acme-gone-bad trying to be hard core
El Creepo's back worse than before
Making us snore, shouting on the microphone

(Zack) It's the return of the...
"Oh wait, no way, you're a fool
You didn't just ditch the Chief, did you?"
And Carmen did...everything you idiot, without Carmen's help, you're as good as
dead!

(Ivy) The world's had enough of Lee
Even his cronies are bored of him
Look at him, walking around, ripping everyone off
Acting so cool, but he's really more of a wuss though

(Zack) Egotistical jerk blew our case right from Acme
Why? 'Cause he screwed up the Pentagon to get me out
As for the question of who came first, was it me, or was it my sister Ivy?
I'm sorry, Lee, but this is gonna hurt,
We both came closer than you ever will, jerk

(Ivy) Your bragging's on my nerves, your bragging's on my nerves
You're kinda lucky cause you think you should get more fame than she deserves
That is the message we deliver to little kids
You just rip off people and take their credit

(Zack) Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like the next Al Capone from the Chicago gangsta era
You ain't nothin' but a detective gone bad
You know after kidnapping Avalon you won't even be thought of

(Ivy) So you join Acme only to ditch and end up in jail
And someday when you get released out of jail we're all gonna ignore you
And there's a million agents just like us, that think like us, that all can see
That Lee Jordan's just a bad seed with a bad history
So if you agree, scream loudly with us!

(Zack and Ivy) You're Lee Jordan, yes, you're the real Lee
You sound like the Bradys, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Lee Jordan please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?

You're Lee Jordan, yes, you're the real Lee
You sound like the Bradys, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Lee Jordan please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?