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Haunted Pet StoreOne Day Goku goes to a Petstore on Holloween and
buys Gohan a fire breathing dragon monster Gohan: Oh dad how nice! You got me an evil fire breathing dragon named freddy! Goku: You dont know its evil yet! Gohan: Oh my bad! That was shibby! Goku: Whats shibby? Gohan: I dont know I saw it in a movie or something Goku: oh, well anyway, have fun with your evil fire breathing dragon monster named Fred Gohan: We dont know its evil yet....... (a pause) Goku: Oh yea.... (Goku leaves to fight crime, or something) Chi-Chi-What a nice evil fire breathing dragon monster named fred you have Gohan! Gohan- how do you know its evil, and his name! Chi-Chi-The hell if I know! Fred- Hey Shut the F#%$ up, im trying to kill some little kid here (tearing apart gotens skin) Goten:HELP! Chi-Chi-play nice now Goten! Gohan:AHHHH Chi-Chi-what is it? HUH! Gohan you killed GOTEN!!!! HOW COULD YOU!! Gohan: What the F#$%! I didnt do anything! He practically killed himself, Wait! The Dragon did it, He is evil rememeber! Chi-Chi-OHh yea!! But It wasnt the evil Dragon type monster thing, it was you! YOU BASTARD! Gohan: How can I be a bastard if I have a dad? Chi-Chi-lets go to the pet store you father got this pet from (they go to a pet store called "ANGREY JEW") Ralph: Hello im the manager of the Angrey Jew, how may I help you! Gohan: Why is my dragon evil and killing people! Ralp: That is an easy one! well when I baught this place, it was the resting place of some Jewish people who had died, It was a Jewish Cemetary, but then I baught it and Put up this store! Gohan: So you just put up a store over the Cemetary! Ralp: OH hell no!! First I dug up all the dead bodys, Pissed on them, Raped them along with Michal Jackson, Painted them pink, and put little fairy mask's on them while pouring beer all over their chest, and then reberied them naked, with surup in their assholes. (LONG SILENCE) Ralp: And I also stole their Jewlery... May I interest you in a ring? Gohan: Do you want this Evil Fire Breathing Dragon Monster named Fred Back? Ralp: You dont know its evil yet?! Gohan: Yea we do it killed my bro remember! Ralp: NO actually I dont think i was their when that happened Gohan: OHhhhh Ralp: Ok but I cant give you a cash back refund, but how bout this cursed ring! Gohan: SHibby!
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