Helen the Magnificent!
jack: oh my god the helen wow oh my god i love your site its the best site in the world wow
Cobra: ty Helen
Helen: lol! thanks Jack. Glad you like it :) Dunno about best site in the world though
jack: it is its the best and i mean it wow i am talking to the helen all my friends love your site wow
Helen: :) Well it's nice to be appreciated
Emy: Oh great. Now Helen's gonna get a big head, too. We have too many egomaniacs here already, Helen =D
Helen: hehe! Apparently half the people I know greeted me like this one time or another
jack: hey emy leave helen alone
Cobra: Hope he stops soon or she wont be able to get your head out the door
Helen: It's cool, Jack. :) She's just joking
Emy: Hence the smiley. =D
Cobra: Oh well add a smiley to mine :o)
jack: helen my friends will never belive me that i was talking to the helen
Random: Oh mighty Helen and the Goddes Emy, I am belittled by your mear presence
Helen: :) I'd give you my autograph, but I don't have a scanner
[Beanie has left the room.]
Emy: Ooo! You mean it's *THE*HELEN*??? =D
Emy bows down to the great and wonderful Helen =D
Cobra bows to Queen Helen :o)
Helen: hehe! Thankyou all. I'd like to thank my mum, and my dad and the little dog next door and all my friends and relatives..
jack: helen can u stay in the chat room 4 10 minutes i have call my friends ad tell them to come over so the can see the helen
Helen: hehe! Sure Jack :)
Emy: LOL!
Cobra sticks Helen in a specimen jar
Emy: Our widdle Hewen is Famous! =D
jack: yay thanks helen you are the best
Cobra: and here we have Helenus bigidus headidus :o)
Helen: msg werkz :) I do
Random grumbles, dam kids have no respect, can't even spell whole words.
Helen kicks cobra
Helen: :P
Cobra kicks the faumous of so wonderful Helen
Cobra: and I hope that bruises :o)
Emy: The almighty Helen can't even send a private message.
Emy: What will her fans think? :)
Cobra: LoL!
Werkz: Aww... That brings a tear to my eye. :)
Helen: hehe! Shush! I didn't ask for stardom you know :P
Emy: Sure you didn't. You attention hog =D
Helen: hehe! I never claimed to be a goddess :P
Cobra has stars in his eyes :o)
jack: helen can send u my c3 norns so you can put them on your site pleasez
Emy: I didn't claim to be a goddess. agc claimed I was a goddess and I didn't disagree =D
Cobra: LoL! Emy!
Random: Well, I'm going to take my "most traveled creature" and go to bed, you have a wonder night. And hope helen's feet are not as big as her head or ya'll gonna get steped on.
Helen: hehe! By who? Not Emy and Emy's clone? :P
Helen: hehe! Night Random :)
Cobra: Night Random
Emy: Night, Random
Helen: :) how many, Jack?
Cobra: I hope this gets loged :o)
Werkz: G'night, Random.
Emy: How is "pleasez" a short version of please?
jack: 3-2 helen
Helen: Weeeeell, I can't actually play C3 at the moment because my computer's too slow. But I could possibly check them over in DS I suppose
Helen: Or Tim might do me a favour :)
jack: helen one of my friends is here can she say hi
Cobra: Tims still alive?
Helen: Hi jack's friend :)
Random: Oh yea, thanks Emy, Helen, could you please teach your worshipers to spell whole words? I'd hate to have a mood flip and accidentally injure one of them.
jack: are you the real helen fron the helens bibles directory at www.frimlin.co.nz
Helen: yes.
Cobra: Helens head gets ready to swell again
Cobra: :o)
[From Helen] feels like I'm on who wants to be a millionaire with the questioning :)
jack: oh my god hi iam tina wow i love your site its the best
[To Helen] LOL, this is hilarious =D
[From Helen] any idea who it is? It smells of a regular trynig to wind me up :P
Helen: Nice to meet you Tina :) And glad you enjoy my site
[To Helen] Don't know, don't care. It's too amusing. =D
[From Helen] lol! Got to admit it's an ego boost! :D
Helen: Which games do you have?
jack: oh my god its the best ever
[To Helen] You're not allowed to have an ego boost =D
jack: i have c1,c2,c3and ds and i have all the norns grendels and ettins from your site
[From Helen] hehe! Afraid I'll stop being tolerant and nice and that I'll want me own room with a star on it? :P Don;t worry, it's happened before
Werkz: Oh my god! 'tis Helen! Would you blow your nose and grace my shirt with your superiors bodily fluids?! '; D
Helen: all of them?! :) eeeps! there's like 400!
Emy: Helen, can you tie my norn's shoelaces!! :)
Random: let's see, we need a star at the theator, $50 per autograph, hmmm....what should she sign, perhaps color print outs of Bibble?
Helen: hehe! That's lis' job Emy!
Cobra: Helen how does it feel to be nominated nor a nornnie award? :o)
Werkz: Lag... downloading a film.
Emy: But Lis sold out!! You're our only real goddess now!! =D
jack: yes i have all the creatures agents cobs norns ettins grendles from your site
Helen: I must admit it comes as a bit of a surprise cobra.. I thought I'd get runner up this year so I haven't really prepared a speech
Cobra: Yes Helen we lurrve you soo much! :o)
Random: Hey, I get dibs on the Helen dolls
Emy: No fair, Random! I want to make them!! =D
Cobra: I want a helen doll that says 6 different catch phrases including Bow down worthless humans
Helen: hehe! Emy you can be in charge of writing my biography :P
Cobra: What about me?
Emy: Oh, ok. Woohoo! I get write the biography of the great and magnificent Helen!!! =D
Helen: :) you can drive my limo! Feel honoured?!
Cobra: Wow I get to drive the limo of the great magnificent godlike Helen
[To Helen, Random, Cobra] If jack and his friends are legit, they must be extremely confused by now =D
Cobra: Can I lick your shoes clean too Helen? :o)
[From Cobra] Hey maybe its Helen :o)
[From Helen] poor people :)
[To Helen] [From Cobra] Hey maybe its Helen :o)
[To Cobra] Wrong IP :)
Helen: Anyway, nice meeting you both Tina and Jack :) I'm not really that amazing, so that's why my friends are paying me out *grins*
[From Cobra] She has 2 computers? :o)
[From Helen] :) look at my IP.
[From Random] LOL, yea, and jack has been around just enough asking the newbie questions that I'm afraid it is ligit.
[To Helen] [From Cobra] She has 2 computers? :o)
[Wanderer has entered the room.]
Cobra: We would never do that Oh mighty Helen lest you smite us with a lihghtning bolt :o)
[From Helen] on different ISPs? I wish I was that rich :)
Random: I can pay you out all I want, I've always said you were great Helen, you just never belived me.
Wanderer looks about with interest, then settles into a (metaphorical) corner to watch.
Helen: Hi Wanderer :) You the guy from AGC?
Emy: Maybe 'cuz you can't speal beleive, Radnom! =D
Cobra: Hi Wanderer
Random: Radnom?
Emy grins. :)
Helen: radnom.. sounds like he has a sinus problem
Cobra: LoL!
jack: Helen i have to go
Wanderer: (to Cobra) Hello. (to Helen) Well, there are a lot of people at AGC, but if you mean the one that started the thread, 'Um, hello.', then yes, I am.
Random: Meh, Hugs to those who want them. I'm way late for bed. Nyte ya'll
Helen: ok, bye Jack
Helen: Bye Random :)
[Random has left the room.]
jack: bye all
Cobra: Bye tina was it?
[jack has left the room.]
Wanderer: Thingamajig!
Cobra: There now that they are gone elens head might return to normal :o)
Helen floats down slowly from the top of the room
Cobra: *Helens please dont kill me for missspelling you magnificent name :o)
Wanderer wonders what happened before he arrived...
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