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    Hiya! A brief introduction to our council follows to introduce you to our council briefly. Gee. That sure was mighty redundant, wasn't it? Oh, well. You get the idea. Brief information will follow.

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Jellyfishwoman

Continually says, "Prepare to feel the sting... Of JUSTICE!".
Hat serves double as a ninja star.
Gained her superpowers when she found her hat in a trunk in her attic, attached to a note that told her that she was the new Jellyfish-Warrior. She shrugged and decided to wear the hat.
Her personality has been described as "bubbly". She thinks that it's an apt description.
Founder of the Council of Eleven.

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Random Ability Girl

Repeatedly says, "Shame! Shame on all you evil-doers!"
Abilities vary from "Flying", to "Power Bolts", to "Post-it Note Power!"
No one really knows exactly how she came across her powers, but we should find out soon.

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Q-Tip

Was once human, but he got hit by lightening while holding a giant Q-Tip. Now he seeks revenge on Johnson & Johnson Co./Lever Ponds.
Has been known to say, "I will swab up evil!"
Yes... His hair really does look like that.
One of his most secret abilities is that which enables him to make sulfuric acid out of normal table salt.

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Spleen Boy

Only documented superhero to ever hold claim to "The Power of Spleen."
His only attack is Spleen Power.
What his attack actually does is unknown. Heck, if you can figure out what the spleen even does, we'll be surprised! Let alone "Spleen Power"...

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The Evil Friendly Ninja Turtle

Has had various names, but the most popular seems to be The (Un-)Evil Ninja Turtle.
His entire character started as a doodle of a man screaming.
For his history, he actually has a REAL story... Go to the Stories page to find out more.

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Coffee Stain

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What? He's a coffee stain. Do you want actual superpowers and stuff? He's a COFFEE STAIN!!

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Mr. Bubbles

Has been known to play the trumpet in between saving man-kind and small animals stuck in trees.
He may or may not have been caught in one of his own bubbles.
He likes to go on long trips with bizarre people in tuxedo shirts.
Mr. Bubbles was the first super hero to join the Council of Eleven since its foundation.

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Time Obsessed Man

Looks franticly at his watch every 2.4 minutes, regardless of whether or not he's wearing a watch.
Stress has long ago caused his hair to be in a permanent state of disarray.
He is terrified of Sailor Pluto because of her ability to change the flow of time.
Time Obsessed Man was the second super hero to join the Council of Eleven since its foundation.
He writes horoscopes for The Council of Eleven when he can.

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Your Local Representative of the Bureau of P.W.G.S.T.P

It's pronounced pwigstip. Not peedoubleyougee-essteepee.

He supposedly knew Jellyfishwoman "before she was big"

He's a bitter old man. Really.

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SPORK!

It is rumoured that SPORK! and Q-Tip are Siamese twins, separated at birth.

Their parents decided to separate them to avoid confusion and to avoid sticking a sharp pointy spoon-like object into their ears.

SPORK! is a surprising kind of guy. Hence the exclamation mark.

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The Munchkin Queen

This is the matriarchal leader of at least half the munchkins from "The Wizard Of Oz".
She detests being called the Munching Queen or the Munch Kin Queen.
Her voice is high and squeaky, but she always keeps some helium on hand, "just in case".

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