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One day, while searching her attic, a teenaged girl found a mysterious chest.
Upon opening this chest, she found a live jellyfish and a note. The note read:
Hey! You! You found the Chest of the Jelly-Fish Warriors. Therefore, as we have nothing better to go on, we here at P.W.G.S.T.P. (People Who Give Superheroes Their Powers) declare you Protector Of The Jellyfish, last in a line of Great Jelly-Warriors! You know you want to protect the poor innocent jellyfish of the world from all the bad crap that happens to jellyfish everywhere... It is your duty- no, your honour- to aid jellyfish everywhere in their fight against oppression! Vive la méduse! Power to the jellyfish!
The girl flipped the note over, and upon realizing that it didn't have any pictures, tossed it away. She picked up the live jellyfish, and looked at it for a short while. Then, she finally decided what she was going to do with the live jellyfish. She plunked it down on her head, and got one really neato hat.
Glee!
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