The Horror Story Fairy Tale of the Not-So Very Evil Ninja Turtle

          It was a dark stormy night; Once upon a time, the sewers meadows were filled with a black goo cherry jam. Here, the un-EVIL NINJA TURTLE was born frolicked! He was mean pretty! His favourite thing in the world was to rob banks play ponies. One day, he went out to rob a bank play.

          “Give me all your money cupcakes,” the Evil Ninja Turtle said giggled.

          “No Sure you can have one,” said the banker kind baker.

          “I have a gun cupcake,” said the Evil Happy Ninja Turtle

          The banker baker said, “Oh, dear. You sure do!”

          “Indeed.”

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The quasi-Evil Ninja Turtle left the bank bakery and decided to go do more evil good deeds. He decided to go find some small children.

          “I will eat cuddle all your children! Every single one! Mwahahaha!! Tee-hee-hee!!”

          “Oh, no Yippee!” exclaimed the worried ecstatic parents.

          The Evil Super Good Ninja Turtle smirked smiled, chased down every single child and made sure to eat hug every single one.

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          The Evil Über-Nice Ninja Turtle decided that he had caused enough terror joy for one day, so he went back to hide frolic in the icky sewers pretty meadows.

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JELLYFISHWOMAN: -_-() Random Ability Girl drew a doodle of a man screaming, so I drew a bank robber. She thought that the robber looked like a Ninja Turtle, so she added a shell. Then, she decided that the gun looked too violent. So she “fixed” my turtle so that instead of saying, “I have a gun,” he said, “I have a tin can.” The (Not-So Very) Evil Ninja Turtle survived to be in many other doodles, including some where he’s wielding everything from cheesecake, to cardboard, to a boomerang. Expect more (Nice) Ninja Turtle stories in the future!

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