Hey you've made it to Brittany and Melissa's test...We've worked on this for long enough so please take a shot at our efforts. If your offended most of these are really old inside jokes...so deal with it. Also go see Melissa's page oh and you can always sign/view Melissa's guestbook.
Brittany keeps saying she'll be getting a webpage soon so let's keep pestering her!

Add one point for each thing true of your crush (or anyone else you may be taking the test for)
and then divide the total points by 50.
The final number is the person's weirdness quotient.

1. Do they bite off their toenails with their teeth?
2. Do they dress up like trees?
3. ...other shubbery?
4. ...flowers?
5. Do they make up imaginary friends/boyfriends/girlfriend/spouses?
6. Do they kill squirrels for sport?
7. Do they invent places?
8. Do they spontaneously break into old Spanish folk songs.
9. Do they boast about having the ability to pee on their head?
10. Do they aspire to cook roadkill for profit?
11. Are they unusually obsessive over donkeys, sheep, or other livestock?
12. Do they do things in public that you would NEVER do? (use your imagination)
13. Do they eat grass?
14. Do animal noises frequently come out of their mouth?
15. Do they always have a religious book handy?
16. ...a religious quote?
17. Are they obsessed with any type of plant?
18. Are they obsessed with any body part?
19. Do they use over the counter drugs to get high?
20. Do they take purity tests obsessively
21. Do they have a lower purity test score than you?
22. Do they enjoy dissecting animals?
23. ...killing animals?
24. Do they use their "opera voice" frequently?
25. Do they play hunting games on the computer?
26. Do they frequently tell you stories about their bodily functions?
27. Do they cross-dress?
28. Are they obsessed with anything besides you?
29. Do they have a fetish related to a body part?
30. ...related to an inatimate object?
31. Do they dislike any conversation even remotely related to sex?
32. Do they think that all people of opposite political party should die?
33. Do they believe that New Yorkers are marvelous drivers?
34. Have they ever been in an orgy?
35. Have they ever been in a group hug?
36. Do they constantly yell at other drivers?
37. Do they operate on the reverse grading scale? (f=fantastic)
38. Have they ever threatened to eat parts of a fetal pig?
39. ...actually done it?
40. Have they ever threatened to eat your grandparents?
41. ...actually done it?
42. Do they have an infatuation with paper fish?
43. ...other oragami?
44. Do they have an annual traditions of entering bathrooms of the opposite sex?
45. Do they like to pretend that they are of another sexuality?
46. Do they use the bathroom over the phone?
47. Do they bathe/shower over the phone?
48. Do they tell you that they like you and then that they hate you in the same day? (frequently)
49. Do they bark at dogs, meow at cats, etc.
50. Do you love them very, very much....

That's it, so add up the points and divide by 50!