¡¡ UFO ALERT !!

If you've ever wondered if UFOs existed look no further. This page confirms the existent of UFOs as well as their role in the making of those mysterious crop circles on farms. So, if you ever doubted that UFOs are out there this page will make you a 100% believer... All facts on this page are true.

I know many of you out there are skeptical of what you are about to read and find it nonsense for me to say that you, yes YOU, have most likely been invaded by a UFO in your own home. What, you don't believe me? Have you ever smelled anything nauseous or sicking in your home? Even for a just a split second. If you have, and I bet you have, you've been invaded by a UFO.

You still don't believe me? Read the following...
Incase you didn't already know, UFO stands for Unbearable Flatulent Odor. Yes, Unbearable Flatulent Odor. In the past the abbreviation UFO has been misinterpreted and thought to have another meaning when indeed all a UFO ever was, was a bodily release of built up gasous pressure.

Now that you're a believer in UFOs, you need to know what a nuisance they are and have become. In the ever increasing population in the world, there becomes an ever growing number of the invasions of UFOs bestowed upon the living creatures that live on planet Earth. Many people do try to keep UFOs from the public, but it's the ones that have no shame of UFOs and are inconsiderate of others who create the common hell factor of UFO invasion. If you've experienced a UFO attack, you know how awful they are and how they can ruin a perfect moment. Since UFOs have been known to attack anywhere and anytime, sometimes without warning, no time or place has been left sacred. Easter, UFOs attack; Thanksgiving, UFOs attack; Large meetings with important people, UFOs have been known to attack; and yes, even on Christmas and in church, UFOs attack. UFOs have been known to be so strong, at times, they can render one senseless leaving them unaware of anything else but the presence of the UFO. Does that sound dangerous? You bet it is.

I know that if you're a believer in UFOs you need no explantion on how UFOs make crop circles, but for those who don't believe that UFOs are responsible for crop circles here is how they are produced. As many people know, crop circles are most often found on farms in the crops (hence the name 'crop' circle). This is by no accident though. Infact it is the most logical place for them. Think about what surrounds a crop.... Yes, a farm. What kind of animals would you find on a farm?... Yes, cows. See the connection. If you haven't here it is. Cows are undisputibly a major source of UFOs, if you've ever been by a herd of cattle you know this. Sometimes the UFOs become so potent and toxic they take on characteristics of a highly potent acid. It is when this happens that crop circles begin to appear. When the UFO is released it reaches this toxic state and becomes air born being pushed by the wind over the crops where the UFO becomes very dense and begins to fall burning its way through the crop creating what is known as a crop circle.

Since you've become aware of UFO invasion you must know how to protect yourself. Listed are some places and times UFOs frequently invade, so stay away from...

• MEXICAN RESTURANTS
• CHINESE RESTURANTS
• CATTLE HERDS
• PLACES WITH EXCELLENT CHILLI
• DAIRYS
• PLACES KNOWN FOR A GOOD SERVING OF BEANS
• BATHROOM ESP. HALFTIME AT A FOOTBALL GAME
• CHILDCARE ROOM
• AREAS WHERE SKUNKS RUN RAMPANT
• HIGHWAY REST AREAS
• PORT-A-POTTIES

To protect youself from spontaneous UFO invasions learn the warning signs...

• ERUPTION LIKE SOUND
• HIGH PITCHED, SQUEEZED TIGHTLY, SOUND
• SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER
• DENIALE AFTER A SOUND
• LOOKS OF EMBARSMENT AFTER SOUND
• LOOKS OF PRIDE AFTER A SOUND

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!