Jaired's Calvin and Hobbes Pics

Calvin is the the embodiment of Jaired. I mean the way he acts, the way he eats, and that evil little grin he always gets when he thinks he's going to get away with something. Jaired doesn't know who Calvin is yet but I thought I'd include him in this site because, well, Jaired = Calvin, nuff said.

Jaired and food. . . Now that's a painful subject. Ask him what he wants for dinner, and it's either one of two things, "Pizza Pizza Pizza and fench fries" or "Bless you, Taco Bell". He is pretty much being fed subliminal messages by TV commercials. It's time for a law suit I tell you!

Another Calvin-like things that Jaired loves to do is dance. This kid can cut the rugs I tell you! Ofcourse, I'm his unfortunate partner. He wants to dance and spin all the time and frankly, it's a dizzying experience!
Ofcourse, we all know Jaired's secret identity! But please keep it to yourself. There are forces at work here. We need to keep as many people in the dark as possible as to who Jaired really is. Shhh!

This picture is worth a thousand words!
The many faces of Calvin. Yummy bubble gum!
Swinging Calvin. Space monster!
Seafood anyone? The next Coke commercial.
More pounce per ounce. The tail chase!
Calvin's principal. Gotcha!
Towel head. Water water everywhere.
Tickle me Hobbes. Yawns.
More Yawns. Bath time.
The facts of life! Escape!

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