WOW! a member of our clown - er, Colorfully Advantaged Performance Artists' alley, Bret "SnapTrap" Stahler was named the International Shrine Clown Association's Clown of the Year! You can read their page about him if you want to. Oh! I already messed up! I should've said he was named the International Shrine Colorfully Advantaged Performance Artist Association's Colorfully Advantaged Performance Artist of the year! Golly, that is so hard to type! And I bet it wouldn't go over well with the people who are in charge of the ISCAPA (ha! That's easier to type!), cause they've already claimed ownership on the clown title... Darn it all! I give up! You all win! I'll go back to being a regular old Clown again... Now where's that pie?