Did you know that if you take the the "n" in "Santa" and move it to the end you get "Satan"? Here are for your safety and enjoyment the top 13 reasons why Santa is realy Satan.
13. Why are little kid so afraid of Santa.
12. Elves? Or Demons?
11. Santa travels at night. Think about it.
10. Both promote Greed.
9. Both live in harsh climates.
8. Don't tell me the beard is real.
7. Why isn't he hurt by the flames in the fireplace?
6. Good kids get toys small enough to fit in their smelly socks.
5. Have you seen The Nightmare Before Christmas?
4. St. Nicholas? or Satan Nicholas?
3. They both dress in red.
2. If you are bad Santa gives you coal. Think about it.
And the number 1 reason why Santa is realy Satan.
Tell me Furby isn't a creation of Satan.