Jokes
"Take me to your weeder."
What did the alien say when it landed in a garden?
Cheap! Cheap!
What did the bird say when its' cage broke?
Soup.
What do you call a chicken in a bathtub?
Cuz they use honeycombs
Why do bees have sticky hair?
You wait for a gum ball to come out
Your so stupid, that when you put a quarter in a parking meter...
A walkie-talkie
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"I'll be Bach."
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was asked to play a composer?
...he asked for a price check at the dollar store.
He's so stupid...
Pigloos.
Where do arctic swine live?
The Rex-Files
Which TV show is about the mysteries of the Tyrannosaurus?
...would anyone hear it ?
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest...
You can't dunk an elephant in your coffee.
What's the difference between an elephant and a cookie?
Towels.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Is it easy to milk a cow?
National Dyslexic Association.
What does DNA stand for?
...he sold his car for gas money.
He's so stupid...
By blowing in her ear.
How do you change an idiot's memory?
Squash.
What is Godzilla's favorite sport?
Jeez, do I look like a chicken? Go ask a chicken, man!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Show me the honey!"
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
"Too bad--everybody's already eaten."
What did the cannibal's wife say when he came home late for dinner?
All the people were marooned.
What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship?
...when he entered an ugly contest, they said no professionals.
He's so ugly...
A pig fell in the mud.
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
Silver wear
If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Someone laughing his head off.
What goes "ha, ha, ha, ha, bump?"
I want to suck your cud.
What did the vampire cow say?
They're standing in a circle.
How can you tell that a firing squad is made up of stupid people?
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