Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
She threw it out the window
The window, the second story window
And everywhere that Mary went
She threw it out the window
(Additional Verses: Old Mother Hubbard, Little Jack Horner, Little Miss Muffet, Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty, Peter Peter Pumpkin eater, ect.)
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybodys feety
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go shiney, shiney, shiney over everybodies hiney
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
I go slidy, slidy, slidy down everybodies insidies
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
I'd sit up on the steeple and spit upon the people
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
I sit up in the trees and perfume all the breezes
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
I'd stick up on the trail and flip you on your tail
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
I'd go oozy, oozy, oozy in everybodies shoesies
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
Oh I wish I was a little radio
Oh I wish I was a little radio
I'd go click [silence]
Thanks to Beth from Gergroup@aol.com for the radio verse
Second verse, same as the first,
But a little bit louder and a little bit worse!
One day I was afraid to surf
When I was just a lad
My father took my board away
And told me I was bad
He told me of a magic word that every surfer knows
The biggest word I ever heard and this is how it goes:
Oh, supercaliforniasurferexpertontheocean
Even though most of them do not wear suntan lotion
If they hit a wave too hard, they're always in a motion
Oh, supercaliforniasurferexpertontheocean!
Two chartreuse buzzards
Two chartreuse buzzards
Two chartreuse buzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
Oh look, one has flown away, what a shame
One chartreuse buzzard
One chartreuse buzzard
One chartreuse buzzard
Sitting on a dead tree
Oh look, one has flown away, what a shame
No chartreuse buzzards
No chartreuse buzzards
No chartreuse buzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
Oh look, one has returned, let us rejoice
One chartreuse buzzard
One chartreuse buzzard
One chartreuse buzzard
Sitting on a dead tree
Oh look, one has returned, let us rejoice
Two chartreuse buzzards
Two chartreuse buzzards
Two chartreuse buzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
Oh look, one has returned, let us rejoice
Three chartreuse buzzards
Three chartreuse buzzards
Three chartreuse buzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
Three little devils all dressed in red
Trying to get to heaven on the end of a thread
But the thread string broke and down they all fell
Instead of going to heaven the all went to...
Two little devils...
One little devil...
Three little witches all dressed in black
Trying to get to heaven in a caddilac
But the caddalac broke and down they all fell
Instead of going to heaven the all went to...
Two little witches...
One little witch...
Three little Girl Scouts all dressed in green
Trying to get to heaven in a clean latrine
But the clean latrine broke and down they all fell
Instead of going to heaven they all went to...
Two little Girl Scouts...
One little Girl Scouts...
(Third time only)
Don't get excited, don't get misled
Instead of going to heaven, they all went to bed!
Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were three bears
One was mama bear, one was papa bear, and one was a wee bear
They all went a walking in the deep woods a talking
And along came the girl with the long golden hair
She knocked on the door but no one was there
Along came those three bears
"Someone's been eating my porrage"
Said the papa bear, said the papa bear
"Someone's been eating my porrage"
Said the mama bear, said the mama bear
"Hey mama wee bear," said the little wee bear,
"Someone has broken my chair" Haah!
Along came those three bears
"Someone's been sitting in my chair"
Said the papa bear, said the papa bear
"Someone's been sitting in my chair"
Said the mama bear, said the mama bear
"Hey mama wee bear," said the little wee bear,
"Someone has broken my chair" Haah!
Along came those three bears
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed"
Said the papa bear, said the papa bear
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed"
Said the mama bear, said the mama bear
"Hey mama wee bear," said the little wee bear,
"Someone has broken my chair" Haah!
Goldylocks woke up and broke up the party
And beat it on outta there
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the papa bear
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the mama bear
"Hey mama wee bear," said the little wee bear,
"So goes the story of the three little bears" Haah!
Three magenta flamingos, Barump!
Three magenta flamingos, Barump!
Three magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has flown away! What a shame!
Two magenta flamingos, Barump!
Two magenta flamingos, Barump!
Two magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has flown away! What a shame!
One magenta flamingos, Barump!
One magenta flamingos, Barump!
One magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has flown away! What a shame!
No magenta flamingos, Barump!
No magenta flamingos, Barump!
No magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice! Alleluia!
One magenta flamingos, Barump!
One magenta flamingos, Barump!
One magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice! Alleluia!
Two magenta flamingos, Barump!
Two magenta flamingos, Barump!
Two magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice! Alleluia!
Three magenta flamingos, Barump!
Three magenta flamingos, Barump!
Three magenta flamingos,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, on a fence, on a fence
Thunder, thunder, thunderation
We're the Girl Scout Association
We have fun and determination
We can cause a sensation!
I am hungry, I am thirsty
When is lunch?, When is swim?
Have you seen my buddy?
Can I have my snack now?
Hug a tree, Can we eat?
Warsaw, forty-second
Warsaw, gun to war
Warsaw, forty-second
Fighting for the men before
Zoom, the men wore shoes and stockings
Zoom, the men wore none at all
Zoom, the men wore shoes and stockings
Fighting for the men before
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
Way up in the sky, the big birdies fly
While down in the nest, the little birds rest
With a wing on the left and a wing on the right
The little birds sleep all through the night
Shhhh! They're sleeping!
The bright sun comes up!
The dew falls away
Good morning, good morning, the little birds say!
I have seen the sky in darkness,
I have seen it in the sun,
I have felt the rain upon me,
I've enjoyed the snowy fun.
When the weather isn't cloudy
Or the wind it doesn't blow.
It isn't only raining,
It's the weekend too, you know.
Glory, glory, it's the weekend!
Glory, glory, it's the weekend!
I can tell because it's raining and it's 42 below,
As we Girl Scouts go marching on.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy Bear
Cindy, Cindy Bear, Cindy, Cindy Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy Bear
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith
Ranger, Ranger Smith, Ranger, Ranger Smith
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith
Yogi lives in Jellystone, Jelly, Jelly
Yogi lives in Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone
Jelly, Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone
Yogi lives in Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone
Yogi has a problem, eating, eating
Yogi has a problem, eating, eating food
Eating, eating food, eating, eating food
Yogi has a problem, eating, eating food
I'll build a bongalo for two, my darling, big enough for two, big enough for two my darling, big enough for two
And when we're married, happy we'll be, under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree
And you'll be M-I-N-E mine and I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I will L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time
You are the B-E-S-T best of all the R-E-S-T rest
And I will L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time
Rack 'em up, stack 'em up any old time
Match in the gas tank BOOM! BOOM!