Monsterpiece Theater Sketch- The 39 Stairs
Cookie Monster:Oh, uh, good evening, Alistair Cookie here. Me delighted to welcome you to Monsterpiece Theater. Tonight, me happy to bring you suspenseful film, classic thriller, "The 39 Stairs". By guy named Alfred. And now, "The 39 Stairs"!
Grover:My word! Just look at all these stairs! I do wonder how many there are! I shall investigate. 1, 2 stairs, 3 stairs, 4 stairs, 5 stairs, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 stairs! Oh! I know there will be something exciting awaiting me at the top. Um hmm! 11, 12, 13 stairs, 14, 15, *sighs* 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 stairs. *gasps* I am certain there will be something very exciting at the top! Yes, I hope! *sighs* 21, 22, 23, 24 stairs, 25 stairs, 26, 27, *gasping* 28, 29, 30. There better be something exciting at the top! I shall tell you! *sighs* 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 *stumbling*, 36, 37, *gasping* 38, *gasping* 39! *wheezing* At last I am at the very top, and I have here the exciting... brick wall?! Do you mean to say that, I have climbed all these 39 steps and all I have to show for it is this brick wall! Are you out of your mind?! *gasping* Wait a minute! There is one good thing about being all the way at the top... there are fun ways to get all the way to the bottom! *slides down rail* Geronemoooooooooooooooo! *crash*
Cookie Monster:And so end "The 39 Stairs". You ok?
Grover:I do not know.
Cookie Monster:Shh! We still on camera.
Grover:What a nice rug.
Cookie Monster:Thank you.
g39s.zip: a zipped up .wav of the above skit.
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