Blue Man:Taxi!
Grover:Oh, well, hello, Sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi.
Blue Man:Oh, no! It's you.
Grover:Well, yes, it is I, your furry, blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir?
Blue Man:Uh, I want to go to the library.
Grover:Oh, a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place, with books to read, and you can listen records, like, like "The Air Is Alive With the Sound of Music"...
Blue Man:I know that. Let's go!
Grover:You know you can take home books from the library, too... uh, if you bring them back of course.
Blue Man:I know. That's why I'm going there.
Grover:Of course you could also go to the zoo.
Blue Man:I don't want to go to the zoo!
Grover:Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go "Roaaaar". And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "oohoohoohooh ooohooohoooh oohoohooh". Ah! And you can buy a balloon there!
Blue Man:I don't wanna hear "oohoohoohooh", I don't want a balloon! I want to go to the library!
Grover:I am only trying to be helpful, sir.
Blue Man:*sigh*
Grover:*sigh* How 'bout a museum? I mean you could go there and look at the pictures of pretty flowers, and the mummies, and the daddies! Hahaha!
Blue Man:I do not want to look at the mummies and the daddies!
*crash* Grover:Aaah!
Blue Man:Hey!
Grover:Hey! Watch it, Herry! May I suggest a nice movie. Perhaps "The Sound of Music", "the air is alive with the..."
Blue Man:I don't wanna go to a movie! I don't wanna go to the zoo! I don't wanna go to the museum! I want you to drive me to the library!
Grover:Gladly, sir. If you do not mind waiting.
Blue Man:Waiting! Waiting for what?
Grover:Until I get my car fixed, it is broken.
Blue Man:I can't wait till your car's fixed, I'm in a hurry!
Grover:Oh alright, sir! If you are going to be difficult! Hey, Herry, forget the garage! First, go to the library! Haa, do not worry, sir, we should be there in a few hours. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom...
Blue Man:But I'm in a hurry! Hey! What's going on?
Grover:Oh, in that case I shall call you a taxi. Taxi! Taxi, got a library job! Taxi! They never stop when you need them. Have you ever noticed that? Taxi!
gbmtaxi.zip: a zipped up .wav of the above skit.
