Uruk-Haiku
I gaze at hobbits
For they look like food to me.
I am quite smelly.

Lego-ku
Bow poised for battle
At Helm's Deep in the rain.
I want a helmet.

Boro-ku
I long for Gondor.
I would save it except for
These Goddamn arrows.

And one from Kindel
thank god for hobbits
soft silky smooth absorbent
hobbits are my bog roll
(Bubbles would like to point out that she neither knows the meaning of "bog roll" nor wants to. She would also like to point out that she just ended a sentence with a preposition and will now sit in a corner and poke herself in the eye.)

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