"NADS" is a colloquial term for "gonads," which are organs that produce reproductive cells. The slang usage usually means the testicals. So, "does Tolkien really pump your nads" is just another way of saying "does Tolkien really:
"The knad flies at midnight" was a (totally unused and unecessary) secret password for my best friend and me in high school. Yes, we did spell it that way.
"And Mo-Lay really pumps my nads," is a quote from The Breakfast Club, along with "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
And now, a poem...(with apologies to T.S. Eliot and his estate)
The meaning of nads is a difficult matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you that nads have a lot of strange names...
NADS is the name of a green hair-removal product. It doesn't work.
And the reason for this nad talk is the unreasonablly incomprehensible question "Does Tolkien Really Pump Your Nads?" in the guestbook of onespoof.com.
© 2003 Contact Me