Objections

1/25/03 Nics and Em of snazzy_pink_thongs@hotmail.com write: i really like the thing you did. the orlando bloom one. I just hope you know that it looks shit...i mean its really quite sad that someone could be so jelous of his success. I mean dont get me wrong, give me a call when YOUR on TV. But Orlando is just someone trying to get somewhere in his life. He is an actor...you are someone who designes shitty little pictures for the internet.
Well...have fun designing your little pictures.
Bye bye"

Oh! My first flame! (Actually, I had another one, but she was stupid. Let me look for it...oh, never mind.) Okay, I'm thrilled you like my work. It ought to be "it looks LIKE shit," unless you meant "shit" to be the direct object of "looks." The contraction of "it is" contains an apostrophe, "it's." And, alas, there are many who are JEALOUS of Orlando Bloom's success. I, myself, am jealous of his wig. Unless, you meant "jellies" of his success...which is a little dirty, don't you think? And it's "when you're on TV," which I am, by the way. My dad says it's not healthy to sit there, but it's warm. I'm sure Orlando is trying to get somewhere in his life. I, myself, am trying to get out of this damn parking lot. And, yes he is an actor, and yes I am someone who DESIGNS shitty little pictures for the internet. I'm glad you can tell the difference. But in the end, however, I sadly cannot take this flame seriously. How can ANYONE take a message from snazzy_pink_thongs@hotmail.com seriously?