Just You Waits (Gollum's Song)
Original: "Just You Wait, Henry Higgins" from My Fair Lady
slandered by Bubbles

Just you waits, Tricksy Hobbits, just you waits
You'll be sorry but your tears will be too late!
You'll be food for a big spider,
And we’ll spaz with glee beside her.
Just you waits, Tricksy Hobbits, just you waits!

Just you waits, Tricksy Hobbits 'till you're caught,
And the spider ties your gutses in a knot.
She’ll thinks you’re so deli-shus,
And we’ll finally gets our precious.
Oh ho ho, Tricksy Hobbits, just you waits!

Ooh, Tricksy Hobbits!
Just you waits until that spider sees you there!
Ooh, Tricksy Hobbits!
And we pretends that we are unaware!
When you yells you're getting bit
Do you thinks we’ll give a shit?
Oh ho ho, Tricksy Hobbits
Oh ho ho, Tricksy Hobbits!
Just you waits!

One day we were Smeagol we were normal and sane,
Then this ring came upon us and it chews on our brain.
One evening the ring it said "O Smeagol, O thing,
I want all of Middle-Earth your praises to sing.
Next week on the 20th of May,
I proclaim Mighty Smeagol Day.
All the fishes will celebrate the glory of you,
And whatever you wish and want the precious will do."
"Thanks a lot, ring," says us in a manner well bred
"But all we wants is Tricksy Hobbits dead!"

"Done," says the precious, "brings them in"
And we leads you in with a grin!
Then we'll march you Tricksy Hobbits to her lair,
And her many, many eyes will see and stare,
And she’ll raise her fangses higher,
We'll shouts ready, aim, fire!
Oh oh oh, Tricksy Hobbits!
Down you'll go, Tricksy Hobbits!
Just you waits!

 

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