I was at school and it had finished for the day so I went to my locker which was next to Akil's, which was next to Saramo's. Anyway, us three were talking for ages (I can't remember what about) when I realised I'd missed my bus by about twenty minutes. Saramo then said he had to go, so I asked Akil to come into town with me on the late bus. He said no at first, but after a while, I managed to talk him into it. So, we caught the late bus, and we walked around the mall for a bit, waiting for my other bus home. The next day, I was at my llocker again, waiting for Saramo and Akil. Akil showed up but Saramo didn't, then Tracy should up saying Saramo wasn't coming. A few minutes later Saramo showed up. I woke up.

School had just started for the new term. Me and Sarah were choosing our electives. We chose this class called "opening" which was actully swimming and I thought it was incredibly stupid, and why couldn't they call it swimming?? But anyway, the new lines we had chosen were put into place and school started for real. I was sharing a locker with Sarah. Nikki went to my school in this dream, and she had the locker next to mine. The locker above mine was Saramo and Akil's, who's combination lock had changed into a big straw hat with numbers around the edge, and you moved the hat's ribbon around to the combination (I'm not kidding!!). Anyway, me and Sarah had our first "opening" class, then she realised that the next day she had "opening" then music, and she'd be too out of breath for it, so she wanted to change out of "opening" leaving me all on my lonesome. Which she did. In my next "opening" class people were going on about how they could touch the bottom, so I went down, and touched the bottom. Usually when I ge to the bottom, I push off strongly and go back to the surface really quickly. But in my dream, for some reason, my legs wouldn't work, and I couldn't push off. I was starting to panic (fear of drowning will do that to you) so in the end, I had to kick my way slowly up. After class I went to Saramo and Akil's locker and for some reason (I REALLY don't know why I wasn't going to do anything to it I swear!!) I opened it using the lovely hat ribbon. I had to hold the hat to keep it from moving with the ribbon. I got it open, and at that exact moment Akil turned up, so I left him with his newly opened locker and went off to my next class, only to realise I didn't know what it was, so I went back to my locker and Nikki was there. I got out my timetable and found out I was supposed to be doing "Kabri Kabri", whatever that was...so I asked Nikki, and she said it meant climbing so I went to climbing, then I changed dreams (I didn't wake up I just changed dreams).

It was some historical time. This lady owned this piece of land (complete with caslte and servants etc), anyway her land was subject to a lot of rumours. Her husband cheated on her with a married woman, but she didn't knoe. Her and her husband were sitting in front of the fire, and they were talking about the land, and she got all worked up, especially because people thought the place was owned by fourteen men. I woke up.

There was a war going on. Everyone was part of it, and it was wierd coz it was staged in this part of town and if you went there you had to fight. Anyway I went in there and I ran into this man who waas the enemy. We somehow ended up on a high-rise building which had concrete on the top floor which we were on. For some reason, we pole-vaulted across this strip of concrete which was next to a giant man-made cliff-type thing on one side and more of the building on the other side. Then we were in this place where the floor sloped down to a huge drop (enough to kill you). Anyway, the enemy dude fell over and almost went off the cliff-like thing, but I grabbed his hand and dragged him back up. Then we went downn to ground level where we ran into some kids who picked a fight coz we were toghether. Then Zeki appeared and took me to her place, which was mostly underground to avoid the war. Anyway, she had this really long flight of stairs then a long hallway. Iwas holding onto her when she was running down the stairs, and she was going so fast that I started pretty much flying down the stairs, then flying down the hallway till we reached her room. Her room had in it a sunday school poster, which had a picture of a duck which had on a cap which said "SUN" then it hand siunday school written on it. Anyway her room was really big, and was really big, and was actually three rooms, with a bedroom, a playroom, a playroom and an ensuite. We were just deciding what colours we were going to use for our pedicures when I woke up.

It was at school and Akil and Clancy were sitting in my bag reading a book. But for some reason I thought they were facing the wrong way so I went and turned them, and they got really annoyed at me for turning them. But anyway I went into my bag and finished reading the book with them. Then I woke up in my dream. And I got on the net and sent my dream to Akil who thought it was funny and he sent it to Clancy, who sent it to Jim who sent it to Parley. Then I woke up. The day before (in my dream) I had an argument with Akil about how we didn't talk in school, so I was thinking about that, and I managed to miss my bus. Thinking that I'd just wait for the next one I stayed where I was then these people showed up with party food. Then Clancy and Akil showed up and sat down to wait for their bus. Anyway these people with party food offered me some and I said no. Then Dick appeared and started running around the P. F. people stealing their food then giving it back to them (get a life Dick!). So I managed to miss my second bus. I went down to the timetable and saw that there wasn't another one of my buses for an hour and a half. So I went up to Akil asked him whether I should wait for the bus or walk across to my dad's work. He said I should go to my dad's work. So (being the advice-taking person that I am) I did. Dad drove me home, I had dinner then went to bed. I had a dream...you know the rest..

I had been invited to Sarah's place. Her brother was trying to crack onto me all night and I told him to get screwed. Anyway we were sitting reading in the living room and he was going on about something so much that I stood up and went into Sarah's room. But he followed us there and kjept going on. Sarah had no idea this was happening because he was whispering in my ear, and she was reading, and I was doing my best to ignore him. We wnt and saw a movie and he followed us there too. Then I went home. The next day at school we were sitting in front of a door (me and Sarah, not me and her brother) and I told her wht her brother had been doing last night. She started crying, and she said that this wasn't the first time it had happened, and that everytime she brought someone over he did the same thing, then she started bawling her eyes out. Then Cam came along and wated to get through the door and motioned at me to move. I glared at him then motioned for him to sit down. The the bell went and about a zillion other people wanted to get through. We moved. The I woke up..

We were ona science excursion. There were all these shops and this one lab thing and we had to get a thing and look at it under the microscope. Me and my group found two sorts of things, one which was like a fly, and the other which were dumpling-coloured and jelly bean-shaped. Anyway we put the fly-like thing under the microscope and sarah disected it (ewwwww, we will not be going into details!!). We were just about to start on the other ones, when a girl came over and told us that we weren't supposed to disect the things (couldn't she have told us a little earlier??) but were supposed to look at water under the microscope. Some other people had found some water around, but as there was a raging storm outside we decided to get our water from there. I went to get it and got completely drenched I also got some water in the cup but there was more in my clothes and hair. While I was out there getting water I saw a man taking in his rubbish bins. He was pretty freaky especially the look he gave me! But anyway I went back inside and we looked at the water under the microscope. Then we went to bed. When we got up the next morning there had been a even bigger storm than the one when we went to get the water. Everything was flooded, except the houses which were on stilts. Anyway we went to this class where a woman was teaching about natural disasters, which was pretty ironic considering last night. She was talking about earthquakes and floods. Then she started talking about first aid. She demonstrated on this man, then I woke up courtousy of my alarm clock.

I was on this trip in a bus. There were a bunch of people I didn't know and Darrel. Anyway we were going along and we came to this village. We got out and wondered around. We were staying in this village for a couple of days. When we went to get dinner we were introduced to our host, a nice lady who showed us to the dining room where we had dinner. The next morning when I woke up there was a war going on. One of our group had been kidnapped by the enemy. We found him and almost managed to rescue him, but an enemy soldier came up and threatned us with a gun. We killed him (I know I'm not being very subtle but I'd like NOT to go into details). We got our friend back and I went back to the lady's house with this other guy, while Darrel and the rest of the group went to this other place. When we got to the lady's place she showed us how the place where all the other had gone to was connected to her place by a video phone that only went between them. The guy who had come with me started talking through it. Then Dr. Evil appeared and he had no legs and no wheelchair. I talked to him for a bit, then I had dinner and talked to Darreal via the video phone. Then the next day our group got back on the bus and I woke up.

It was at school and I was in a class with Jack, Darrel and Eric. They were sitting up the back opposite the door. Anyway the teacher came in and started to (gasp!) teach. Eric wouldn't shut up. I told him to but he kept going on to Darrel and Jack. Then they were being mean to Jack, I told them to stop and they did, but they still wouldn't shut up. So I threw a ruler at them. They still wouldn't shut up so I went to the back of the class where they were and yelled at them to shut up. We got into a scuffle, where Eric tried to grab my hand, but I hit him on the shoulder. Then I grabbed my ruler. We were still fighting and somehow we got to the front of the class. Eric had managed to steal my little bag, so I was also trying to get that off him. He kept putting it out of my reach though, so with the ruler, I lunged at him. I got him in the wrist and blood started coming out of it. I hadn'ty meant to do it and I dropped the ruler in shock. Eric's wrist was just bleeding everywhere, and Darrel went and got the nurse. She had just taken Eric away when I woke up.

I was going to Indonesia with school. It was Saturday and we were leaving on a plane late at night, so we were supposed to meet at the teacher's house in the afternoon, then she would drive us to the airport to catch our plane. My parents dropped me off late. I was introduced to everyone I didn't know, then I realised I didn't have some vital stuff I needed to take with me, like, you know, just the passport, the ticket, the suitcase...nothing major...So I rang up my dad, or rather tried to ring up my dad because some little idiot, when I was dailing the number kept dailing different numbers, so it kept stuffing up. Finally the teacher came and made her stop. So I told dad, and he had just gone to bed, but he said that he'd try. So then we sat around for a bit. I played with (wash your thoughts out!!!!!!) the teacher's dog. Then it was time to leave. We arrived at the airport, and I got more worried because my dad wouldn't know to go there and he would waste time going to my teacher's house. I was telling this to Tracy and she was nodding and saying she was glad she had her ticket (grrr). Anyway, my dad finally showed up and so did Saramo. They both said goodbye. Then I went through the gate with Tracy. I woke up.

It was holidays but everyone was going to this holiday camp at school which was ice-skating. Anyway, one day after coming back from it I went to bed and had a dream. In this dream I was down in Tasmania, staying with Peter, because I wanted to fill in this thing which had people's signatures on it, I asked for Peter's. We were making stuff out of spider's webs at the time, so he made out of spder's webs his name. Unfortunately I broke it. Then I told him to write it on a piece of paper and scan it in to send it to me. His friend who was there found an exercise book just as Peter did. Peter used the book he had found. At first he couldn't get it all on the page, because for some reason he was starting to write it in the middle of the page, and was using huge letters. Anyway, he finally got it done, and he scanned it in. When he did it the picture came up as a picture of him and me sitting and his name was over the top of it. His name was backwards so we flippd it. He was going to do a whole lot of fliddling around with it, but I woke up in my dream. So I went to the ice-skating thing, but when I got there I couldn't go so I missed a couple of days doing something. Anyway, when I got back, Sarah had made good friends with all the guys. Cam came up to her and jokingly reached into her bag and pulled out something. Then Raimi (drat him) came and did the same thing. Me, Raimi and Sarah all had to catch buses, so we were going out the door, and I reached into raimi's bag saying something about Sarah's accomplices. Ipulled out this tiny remote control type thing. He told me not to push any of the buttons, so I didn't. Then my bus was there so I gave Raimi his thing and went over to the bus. Igot on and was headed home when I woke up.

I was outside school, waiting for my bus to come when this guy that I barely know, like not even his name, comes up to me and starts talking to me. I'm just think 'what does this idiot want?' but I just smiled and nodded and hoped that my bus would come quickly so I could slowly run away (thanks Nikki V.). Anyway, he started asking whether I would go out with this guy (who I knew alittle better than this guy, but still didn't really know) who's name is Tom. I said no, and he goes 'why?' and I said because I have a boyfriend and I barely know the guy. He was like 'oh' and then suddenly he put his arm around my waist and his tongue down my throat (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I pushed him off and asked him what the [censored] he was doing. Then I saw Tom by the door, watching us. I told him (the guy not Tom) to get lost and he (thank god!) did. Then I was stuck waiting around for my bus again. Then another guy who I don't know very well (called Phil) but who had so far always been nice to me, came up to me and picked a fight. He tried to hit me, but I ducked and then I tried to kick him but he grabbed my legs. Then he picked up a stick and I did too. He tried to hit me with it, but I blocked it with my own stick. Then while he was distracted with the whole hand-fighting thing, I kicked him in the nuts. Then my bus came so I left him. When I looked up I saw Tom was stillthere, watching me. Then I got on the bus and sat up the back. The bus was wierd, coz to get to the back from the front, you had to walk on this tiny catwalk thing that was on one side of the bus and on the other side there was the road so if you fell off you wre not in for a pleasant time. So I sat down at the back, then I saw Don up the front, so I yelled at him to come and sit at the back. So he did even though he was scared of the catwalk thing. So he sat down and I started telling him about what had happened. I got to the part with the fight with Phil and I go 'I won, or he let me win, probably the latter' and then a voice from behind me said 'definitively the latter' I turned around. I was Tom!!!!! (NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!) And I was like 'how the hell did he get back there??' But then I turned back to Don who said it sounded like a dream of mine (it was but shhh!) and I said no, coz it was just then and I hadn't woken up and stuff. Then it suddenly hit me 'how did Tom know that Phil had let me win?' so I turned to Tom and asked him. he said he just knew. Then I realised, the whole thing had been a set-up for Tom's crappy humour benefit, which was why he'd been watching. I glared at him, turned back to Don and we argued about how it was/wasn't a dream. Then I woke up. Then I went back to sleep, and it was like a continuation of the dream. It was the next day, back at school. I was in the only class I had with Tom, and, well let's just say I wasn't think about how to play 'Erin Shore' and leave it at that. I asked Tom what his problem was and of course everyone in the class had to know the story, so I told them. They all laugghed and at this stage I was practically shucking a dragon impression. So I walked out of class and the teacher ran after me, but it was the last lesson of the day and the bell rang so I went off to catch my bus. It was only then I realised I didn't have my bag, which had in it my bus ticket. I went and got my bag but just as I came out the door, my bus left. Someone drove me home and when I got there, there was this girl who wanted to play duets with me. I said OK and we were playing this piece, except she wanted to play it fast, and I wanted to play it slow. Finally after arguing for a while, we got out a metronome and put it to the speed it said on the music which turned out to be slow ('I was right, you were wrong, I'm going to sing the I was right song...' thanks Simon) Then we started playing it (me on the violin, her on the accordian) and I woke up.

WARNING!!!!!! THIS DREAM IS REALL REALLY WIERD!!!!!!! I'm not talking your average oh my god this is wierd, I'm talking AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING???????? wierd. OK, with that out of the way...There was this cult of feminist lesbian cannibals who only ate men, and were all red-heads. There was also this guy who was going around killing people with a screwdriver to protect wh he thought was his sister who was the head of the cult. So, he was killing people who saw her eat anyone. Anyway, there were theses two girls in the cult who didn't want to be in it. We rescued them and took them home (us being me and three guys). Then they became vegetarians with us. Then we tried to stop the guy who was killing people with the screwdriver by trying to buy his screwdriver from him, coz it was sortof the screwdriver which had made him start killing people. He wouldn't sell it to us so we went home. The cult leader showed up and greeted the two other girls with a big pash, and then asked which one of the guys they were eating for dinner. they said they were vegetarians and she said that was stupid. Then the screwdriver guy showed up and went "sister!!" and she said she was an only child, so the guy said "oh" and decided not to kill people anymore coz she wasn't his sister. So then we had the problem of the cult leader going to eat one of the guys. So we gave her some red wine sayibng it was blood and she got drunk and couldn't tell the difference between meat and vegetables so we gave her vegetables and she ate them then passed out. I woke up.

I was at school and I was talking to Saramo and Cam in this room where their locker's had been moved to. We were talking then Cam suddenly moved too quickly, like when you've recorded something, and edited it but there's still a bit left of the bit which wasn't quite edited out and a person jumps from one side to the other in a second. Well, it was like that but more subtle. So, I don't know why, but I yelled at the ceiling stuff like "You screwed up! You didn't think I'd notice something like that? God you're stupid that was soooooooo obvious! I mean the way he jumped from there to there you could have done that a lote bett! Jeez!" The Saramo looked at me really strangely and asked me how I knew. I asked him what he was on about, and he said that the world I lived in was a world set up of challenges for me to solve that was ocastrated by the people above, and some people, like him were real, and some, like Clancy, were virtual reality that sometimes flickered, but I'd never noticed before. Then Sarah came in and Saramo told her that he'd told me and she asked why and he said because he'd gotten sick of me not knowing and she said "yeah". So they told me who were the real people (who was basically all my friends except Clancy) and who the virtual reality people were. I also learned that there was magic and that anyone could make themselves invisible when they wanted. So I went and talked to Ulema and asked her what she did in her other classes and when she wasn't around me. She said "I smoke in front of you all the time, when I'm invisible, and I loiter in the hallways". Then I woke up.

I was in a world where everyone's double's were walking around, with different personalities. Anyway this guy called Mr Clean was walking around and I was not there but I was. I don't know how to explain it, it was like watching something on TV but I was also there and could do stuff, but no-one noticed me. So Mr Clean walks into this place where he's supposed to be staying for a couple of days looking for Akil. He walks in and finds Belinda, Cam and Saramo watching TV. He then decides to go to his room, which he does after asking them if they'd seen Akil, which they hadn't. He stays there for a while then goes to training with Belinda, Saramo and Cam. Well, tries to. He tried to get into the group with them but gets put into this group with all these screaming kids. He goes to the back of the line, then slips off, unnoticed, to his room to have a shower, where upon opening his door he sees his double, Mr Clean2. Mr Clean2 delicately picks up one of Mr Clean's coats, covers the whole thing in Spray + Wipe, the rinses it with water. Mr Clean is horrified says "Oh my god, that's me!" and runs outside and finds Akil2 yelling at some little kid. Suddenly I was actually there and the people could see me. Akil2 grabbed this poor little kid and swung him around until he was green (literally) then I stepped in and grabbed the poor kid and told Akil2 to sit down and calm down. He did the first. Anyway the poor kid was bleeding and as I said, green. So I sat him down on a bench and Mr Clean run off and got a nurse, who gave him (the kid) about a zillion injections Hep. A, A, a and a and Hep. B, b, b and b (seriously!!) and some others. Then I woke up.

The formal was coming up at school. I had to do this speech with this guy on a book, a type of book or an author. We were doing it on fantasy dragon books. Anyway I knew basically nothing about it (coz he had chosen the topic without even asking me), so I sat there doing practically nothing while he babbled on, and didn't even mention the only dragon fantasy book I had read. Then suddenly the teacher did, she went and told the basic storyline for reasons best known to herself. Then the bell rang so we all left. I went and looked at some of the old formal dresses which were (so I thought) for free hire. So I found this dress which was blue and green and had a very boofy skirt. So then I went to look for shoes and ran into Felicity (as in from the Tv show 'Felicity' and I'm talking about the character not the actor) and she was looking for shoes too but we couldn't find a pair that matched so we gave up and decided to wear our normal shoes. The next day we were walking around in our dresses (don't ask me why, "why?" says everyone) and then Felicity said she couldn't afford her dress and I said that wasn't free and she said, no they'd changed their minds. So I aid that I wouldn't be able to afford it either. As we were coming in the doir we ran into all these rich people gasping over the dresses. Then we went to the gym and changed into our normal clothes and gave back our dresses to the dresses to the dress lady. Then somehow we ended up downstairs teaching kindy to year six. I decided to play a game of "How So?" where you sing four lines then sing "how so?" and everyone says "how so?" after you about five times then you point at someone who sings the next bit of the story. I sung something about Felicity liking hot chips. Then someone started singing and I woke up.