CHAPTER 1

Since young, as both my parents are working, thus i was entrusted in the care of my relatives. We lived in a shophouse at ROWELL RD 99A and it has 7 rooms and an old dusty attic which have scorpions in it ( i swear i saw them).

Life there was strict and boring. It was a strict routine for me to wake up at 6am and sleep by 8pm. Opposite my shophouse is another which inhabited 4 mangalis ( as i always called them since young) They have an overpowering scent of i-dunno-wat and i disliked them very much. This is because next to their house is an alley with large smelly drains. My bed faces the window that looks upon their house and the alley.In the middle of the night, when i wake up, i would sometimes see them scurrying to the alley. Then they would pose next to the drain and open their sarongs machiam like batman open wings and though young as i was ( abt 6-8), i could guess that they were most probably passing water.

Well, the drain was oredi so smelly and plus their special ingredients had brought the stench to higher levels of....=_= ( anyway.. this is not a good memory but could still pass off as a comical stuff) hehehe

Anyway, the next memory i can think of is during my primary school days. It was after i have moved to AMK and had to take a long tedious journey from Lavender to home. We had a group of friends who usually take the ride home together. I rememberes 2 taiwanese siblings ( an older sister and her brother) , a female buddy best known as Jas and a skinny boy call hmmm... cannot disclose name so lets call him SamBO ( he beli thin). Oh ya, got another school bully who always joinin ( they r always uninvited) whom we call bai ren ( i swear he is beli fair).

The first incident i can remembered off was the one wif mi, jas and SamBo. Now i guess ya guys must have played the eraser game during primary school rite? If yr eraser is flipped onto yr opponent's , u won his eraser. Pretty Dumb? yeah.. but at least it makes us happy. So this SamBo got a whole hoard of erasers in his file which makes us green with envy. I cant remember whether he won them or he bought them but he was quite a guillible n petty boy. Same for most boys of that age ( the goon goon types!! hehehe)

Now at that time as the journey home was quite long n sianz so we had a little game. We would walk from one end of the train to another and the fastest win.( we r always seated at one end ). Thus, we played and it was SamBo's turn liao. He went but took a long time to come back. So we waited till sianz and soon our eyes spied on his National Day 25Th anniversary file. Thus an evil tot came to our mind!

Nope.. we r not stealing.. we juz wan to hide them .. di siao him oni lor. So....

come back another time den i tell u ^_^