bodyparts

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's braille for "suck here"

Q: What does a 75 year old women have between her brests that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel

Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
A: Cause they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because brests don't have eyes.