SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need GENERAL EQUATIONS, STATISTICS, AND OBSERVATIONS A women worries about the futures until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A sucessufl women is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a women, you must lover her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a women expecting she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument. There are two times when a man does not understand a women. Before marriage and after marriage. |
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