SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

GENERAL EQUATIONS, STATISTICS, AND OBSERVATIONS

A women worries about the futures until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A sucessufl women is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a women, you must lover her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a women expecting she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

There are two times when a man does not understand a women.  Before marriage and after marriage.
Gender Based Math