Grandma
Got a letter from Grandma the other day.  She writes:

      The other day I went up to a local Christian
  bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper
  sticker.  I was feeling particularly sassy that day
  because I had just come from a thrilling choir
  performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I
  bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.  Boy, I'm
  glad I did!  What an uplifting experience that followed!

      I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
  just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is
  and I didn't notice that the light had changed.  It is a
  good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
  honked, I'd never have noticed!  I found that LOTS of
  people love Jesus!

      Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind
  started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his
  window and screamed "For the love of GOD!  GO! GO!  Jesus
  Christ GO!"  What an exuberant cheerleader he was for
  Jesus!

       Everyone started honking!  I just leaned out of my
  window and started waving and smiling at all these loving
  people.  I even honked my horn a few times to share in
  the love!  There must have been a man from Florida back
  there because I heard him yelling something about a
  "sunny beach".

      I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
  middle finger stuck up in the air.  Then I asked my
  teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.  He
  said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
  something.  Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
  leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign
  back.  My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was
  enjoying this religious experience!

      A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of
  the moment that they got out of their cars and started
  walking towards me.  I bet they wanted to pray or ask
  what church I attended, but this is when I noticed that
  the light had changed, so I grinned and waved to all my
  sisters and brothers then drove on through the
  intersection.  I noticed I was the only car that got
  through the intersection before the light changed again
  and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave after all the
  love we shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out the
  window and gave them the Hawaiian good luck sign one last
  time as I drove away.  Praise the Lord for such wonderful
  folks!                         

Grandma