| I've decided something. . . . . well actually three things. . . . . . |
| 1) I hate Boyz Boys are the cause of all my problems. . . . . . . **sorry sammy you were wrong. . . the equation goes like this: Boys = time X money Time = money Boys = money^2 (squared) Money is the root of all evil : money = evil ½ (evil to the ½ is the square root of evil) Therefore: Boys = (evil ½)^2 (the square root of evil squared) Boys = evil 2) I don't really hate boyz, it's just that they cause problems 3) I am no longer going to have a boyfriend. I'm just going to date (thank you to Mary Anne who brought this concept into my head) |
| Boyfriend Pros: Someone who cares for you / loves you Makes you feel wanted (if he is a good boyfriend) Cons: Needs attention Constantly worried about them Takes up time Is a horrid distraction Gets Jealous too easily Too many issues on trust |
| Just Dating Pros: Don't have to worry when the next time they will call Is not a distraction Doesn't need that much attention Don't really have to worry about fighting with them No need for a horrid emotional break-up Can date more than one guy at once No emotional attachments, just having fun going out Cons: He might be a bad date |
| ***Note that these decisions are the effect of ALL my past boyfriends, short lived romances, flings whatever you want to call them. |