horribleendrelationships

1. Be a wuss and give them the message through email, on the phone, or basically anything not face-to-face with any one of or related to the following messages:
? It’s over.
? I hate you.
? Goodbye bitch.
? I am no longer your boyfriend (or girlfriend)

Basically anything that does not give reason. You spent time with the person they deserve to at least know why it’s over.

2. Let them catch you cheating on them.

Pretty much self-explanatory cause cheating in general is bad. If you cheat on someone in front of them then you’re destined to have some kind of scene. That and now more people than just your friends will know you cheated on them.

3. Ignore them for the rest of your life.

This has to be one of the most retarded things. You know how many couples are “still together” because they did not actually ever tell the other person “officially” that it was over? They end up staying together for years and years missing out on all the fun of single life because it didn’t end “officially”. Basically, if you don’t want to be with someone anymore tell them.

4. Break up with them on Valentine’s day, right after prom, etc.

Breaking up on one of these kinds of days is harsh. It’s just frick’n mean. I’m sure you can survive one or two more days afterwards. Although in some people’s opinion you should wait two or more weeks.

5. Giving them a bullshit reason why you’re breaking up with them.

“Everyone one says we should break up . . .” “I really do love you but, you just deserve someone who is better than me.” “It’s not you it’s me.”
These are all the hugest pieces of shit answers you could give someone.

If people are telling you to break up with your bf/gf when they don’t even know them then you and him/her should not be together because you don’t know how to stand up for each other.

Saying that the other person deserves someone better is just another way of saying, it’s not really working out between us. Actually it’s a fake, wussy way of trying to make the other person feel better. If someone gives you this line then you definitely do deserve better.

When someone says “It’s not you, it’s me” then you have to be the most gullible person in the world to believe it. Of course it’s you!!! Why else do you think you’re breaking up? Also note that it takes two to tango so it would also be half the other person’s fault.