HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY II

1.  Replace the first two letters of an exit sign so that it reads "Shit" 2.  Leave a trail of Cap'n Crunch from a coworker's desk to the bosses door. 3.  In the elevator, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" 4.  Go into a bathroom stall, wait until someone comes in, and groan, "Ooh, that burns!" 5.  Get down on the floor and drink straight from the water cooler. 6.  Hide under your desk and place a ring of banana peels around it. 7.  When someone talks to you, dont look straight at them. Instead, smile, nod and reply while carefully contemplating their ear. 8.  Staple your tie to your desk. 9.  When a coworker goes to work out at the gym, switch the clothes in his gym bag with some lingerie. 10. Pee in the coffeepot. 11. Tack the leaves of a potted plant to the nearest wall. 12. Cover your monitor with post-it notes. 13. Open a filing cabinet and slip slices of cheese in randomly between the pages. 14. During a meeting, look at your the clock expectantly, fiddle with your tie, shuffle your papers, and repeat until the meeting ends. 15. On the way to work, buy a large fresh fish and hang it in your office. 16. Crucify a large stuffed animal on your cubicle wall. 17. Input the lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven" into your computer and set it to print 666 times. 18. Order a gay porn mag under a coworker's name, and set the return adress as your office.