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Q:  Why is a Laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman? A:  Because women who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q:  Why do women have smaller feet than men?  A:  So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q:  How do you fix a woman's watch? A:  You don't, there is a clock on the oven. In the beginning God created the earth and rested.  Then God created Man and rested.  Then God created woman.  Since then, neither God nor man has rested.