If I was bread, would you be my butter?

Do you have 35 cents? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

It's a good thing I've got a Porche, because you've got some dangerous curves!

I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the straw.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?

I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.

You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?

Are you wearing lipstick? Well mind if I taste it?

You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth because you just took my breath away!

I love your legs so much I think I'll name them. That one's Christmas and that's Easter. Can I see you between the holidays?

Could you step away from the bar, you're melting the ice.
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