Pick-up Lines IV

Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?" That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.) Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?  My Zipper What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again? You are the only reason why I came in here alone. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. You're ugly but you intrigue me. When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart! Walk up to a girl in a bar and pull out a print out of all the pickup lines on this site. When she asks what you're doing tell her you're trying to pick out the best line to use on a woman as beautiful as her You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!! Are you a Vegetarian? -- If yes, suck my cucumber. -- If no, suck my sausage. Walk up to a girl in a bar and pull out a print out of all the pickup lines on this site. When she asks what you're doing tell her you're trying to pick out the best line to use on a woman as beautiful as her Hey, let's go play like squirrels, we'll go back to your hole and I'll bust a nut. Stop. Drop. and Roll baby, 'cause you're on fire! Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay? Were you raised on a chicken farm?  Because you really know how to raise some cock. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?" What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder? When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart! Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot? Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen