Pick-up Lines V

Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print. Are you from tennessee? cuz, you're the only ten i see. you make ya software turm hard Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you Hey Baby, are your pants as wet as mine?? Hi! Do you want to play pretend? <yes> I'll be Bill Clinton and you can be Monica. Hi, My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? Is it hot in here or is it you? Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning. Go up to the victim in question, start acting like a penguin having a fit, when she asks "what the hell are you doing?" Simply answer " i am being a pengiun" she will look puzzled, just before she tells you to go away say "I was trying to break the ice!!!!!" He: Do you fuck on first dates? She: No! He: Can I book two? Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas. Are those space pants, 'cause your booty is out of this world! Would you like to be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and take what I want? Damn girl you even look good with the lights on! Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them. Wanna play war?  I'll lay down and you can blow me away! Want to go halves in a bastered? That's a nice pair of pants. Can I talk you out of them? MMMMM....You give new meaning to the word "edible"! Let's play a game. I'll be the necropheliac, and you play dead!: "Do you sleep on your stomach?"  Their reply: Yes/No. "Can I?" Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat. Hi, I'm Easy! So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying  to put in your drawers. You look a little feverish. Luckily I always have an oral thermometer on me. Are you sure that your gynacologist did good job on your last visit? You  know, I'd be more than happy to probe around. A snake just bit my penis. Could you be so kind as to suck out the venom? Don't worry, I'll be back in a few six packs. Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind  of pancakes to order in the morning. My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in? I bet your dad's a baker, 'cause baby, you got some great buns. You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy. Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later. I didn't sleep with that girl, we were UP all night! If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!! Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up. Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?