themantest

    Okay guys, how many of you are truly a "MAN"? Take out a paper and pencil take this test. Number the paper 1 through 7, and now, you are ready to test your MANLINESS!

1. It's 9:00, you and your girl are going to see a movie. The two films
starting at 9:15 are a new Jackie Chan and "Runaway Bride". Your girl hates
violence and loves romantic movies. She wants to see Richard Gere and
cuddle, you decide to:
     A. Go with her, you don't want to upset her and you do like to snuggle
with your sweetie.
     B. Make her see Jackie, you hate Richard Gere, and she will laugh at
Jackie's humor.
     C. Dump her, who needs a kill joy who can't understand the subtitles
of Chan?

2. You have an important dinner date with your girlfriend's parents. If
all goes well, her dad will hire you into the family business and you'll be
set for life. At the last minute your buddies call and invite you to see
Common Sense in concert, you:
     A. Kiss your buddies good-bye, after tonight you won't need them
anymore.
     B. Call your girl and see if you can reschedule, Common Sense rules!
     C. Start dressing for the concert. Her parents would have been
appalled at your manners anyway. Also, who wants to be stuck in some 9-5
job with a bunch of suits.

3. Your best friend is single and you're in a relationship, you:
     A. Ask your girlfriend to fix him up with one of her cute friends.
     B. Tell your buddy to buck up, there are lots of fish in the sea.
     C. Dump your girl so you and your pal can watch more sports on TV.

4. The guys at work are gaving a bowling night on your 5 month anniversary,
you:
     A. Tell the guys you'll catch them next time. This is a big night.
     B. Go with the guys. There will be another anniversary next month.
     C. Trick question. Manly men don't keep track of anniversaries!

5. You're invited to a fancy dinner. The menu is rotisserie chicken and
spinach salad with baby carrots. The plate is surrounded by forks. Which
do you use first?
     A. The outside fork is the salad fork. Begin there and work your way
into the plate.
     B. There is no shame in asking your girlfriend for help. She knows
which one to use.
     C. Fork for what? Salad is a garnish, and chicken is finger food!

6. You are working on your car and your girlfriend is watching. When you
whack your hand on the radiator you say:
     A. Oh goodness! That's smart, honey, I need you to make it all
better.
     B. @#!%o$%$ I'm bleeding to death our of my knuckles!
     C. Nothing: manly men have a high tolerance for pain. When she sees
the blood running down your arm, then you can let her make a fuss over your
wound.

7. Your girlfriend is going to the mall and asks for your credit card. You
say:
     A. I'll go with you. Shopping is fun!
     B. Honey, you know I love you, but we need to watch our budget. Get
only what we need.
     C. Sure babe. After all, she's the one with the job!