whatgirlsshouldknowaboutguys

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyrfiend IS an ass.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like shit.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask what's wrong, just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We'll never shave your legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about The Backstreet Boys, N'Synch, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not pee accurately all the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wished for.

20. Never kick us in the nust "just to see what we'd say".

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach. . . .and maybe. . . oh nevermind

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.