Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q:What's the difference between a 90's women and a computer?
A: A 90's women won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

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