The Drinking Game
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I do not promote drinking. If you do drink,
please do so responsibly. And if you want to play
“Seraph’s anime drinking game”, please feel free, but
I don’t recommend it. Really, I don’t. You’d have to
be watching some REALLY bad anime for this one.
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“What a horrible mission,” Omi breathed heavily,
dropping his bag full of darts to the floor of the
Koneko shop. “We barely got out of there with our
lives, much less the documents.”
Ken stripped off his bugnuks and dropped them next to
Omi’s bag. “Yeah, tell me about it. And since when do
we go after documents? I thought we were assassins. Is
Kritiker running out of jobs for us?”
“I doubt it. We’re just the best team they have. For
anything. Even stealing documents from top-security,
secret headquarters that only we and the Yakuza know
about.” The Weiss boys all looked at their fearless,
usually non-communicative leader. Aya simply shook his
head and dropped down on the couch, still holding his
katana in one hand.
Yoji was already fishing through the cabinets. “Yeah,
it was pretty terrible. Gunfire, wild animals, booby
traps. An obstacle of shit for us to wade through.” He
finally found what he was looking for: several
gleaming bottles of hard liquor. “And that’s why I
plan to get trashed as quickly as possible!” Yoji
walked over to the couch and plopped down, forcing Aya
to sit up. Yoji ignored the ensuing Death Glare. Ken
sighed and wandered over, sitting on the floor next to
Yoji. “Hand me one of those bottles. I could use one,
too.”
Yoji let out an incredulous laugh. “Ken-ken wants to
drink?!”
“Damn right, Ken-ken wants to drink.” Ken snatched a
bottle from him and popped the lid off.
The seventeen-year old Omi frowned. “I hate you guys.
What can I do about my nerves?”
With some effort, Ken managed to put down the bottle
and make him some hot chocolate. Omi thanked him
happily. As soon as he took one sip, he was out like a
light. Ken sighed and carried the small boy up stairs.
When he returned, Yoji was giggling slightly. “Does
that always work when you give tired, underage kids
hot cocoa?”
Ken frowned at him. “Cut it out, Yoji. You know you
don’t like to chase around underage girls.”
Yoji shrugged and took a drink. “Well, there’s a first
for everything.”
Aya lazily flicked on the television, not paying
attention to the other two. An anime appeared on the
screen. Two characters were heatedly arguing with ach
other. One was a boy with pink hair and the other was
a girl with neon orange locks. Yoji quickly sat up, a
big grin on his face. “You guys! I know how we can
have some fun and relax!”
Aya couldn’t hold back a disdainful groan.
Yoji ignored him. “Let’s play a drinking game.”
Ken looked a bit hesitant. “Drinking game?”
“Yeah, an anime drinking game. That way, we’ll pace
our drinking.”
Ken’s head started spinning. Yoji? Acting
semi-responsibly? This couldn’t be right. He sat back
down on the floor next to him and looked at the
screen. The orange-haired girl had slapped the
pink-haired boy. Yoji quickly took two drinks from his
bottle. “Assault! Two drinks.”
Ken and Aya both took two drinks. In unison. Ken
glanced over at Aya, who, surprise surprise, offered
him a small smile that seemed to say: What can it
hurt? Ken was really confused. Aya was being
relatively normal and Yoji was being relatively
responsible. Had he stepped into an alternate
universe? Yoji was already going on about the rules of
the drinking game. “Okay, one drink for sappy romance
scenes and swearing. Two drinks for physical assault
and jokes that are cheesy or don’t make sense. Three
drinks if someone breaks down, crying. If it’s a sappy
romance scene, too, then you gotta take four drinks.
Four for all-out fighting and/or
epileptic-fit-inducing scenes. Five if somebody dies,
and, my personal favorite, six drinks for nudity!”
Ken took back what he had thought earlier about Yoji
being semi-responsible. They were going to be wasted
in no time.
The anime was a very cheesy and emotional three-hour
flick that centered around the pink-haired boy and the
orange-haired girl. The Weiss boys didn’t know their
names, so they just called everyone by the color of
their hair. Apparently Pinky and Orange were a Romeo
and Juliet type. That meant swearing, “retarded
insults--Cheesy joke! Everyone take two drinks,” and
fight scenes all throughout the beginning, romance,
tears, and “Wow, they got undressed pretty
quick--guess that’s four drinks” “No, Yoji, quite
trying to cheat. You said six,” in the middle, and
then more fighting and finally an
epileptic-fit-inducing death scene between Pinky and
Orange. “Nine drinks, boys! Chug it down, now!”
Needless to say, Ken and Yoji couldn’t stop laughing,
mainly due to Aya, who would make some cynical remark
about just how dumb the characters were that would
send them reeling. Aya didn’t say anything out loud,
but before he was too drunk to think clearly he
decided that he was having a pretty good time hanging
out with Ken and Yoji.
Then Yoji passed out.
Ken and Aya laughed at his unconscious form for
awhile, gloating that they could hold their liquor
better than him, then got a better idea. Well, it
wasn’t better. It was pretty dumb. But all practical
jokes drunks play are dumb, so we’ll excuse the boys.
They put his shoes in the freezer, removed the lenses
from his sunglasses and wrapped tape around the middle
so that he looked like a “dork,” as Ken declared, and
drew a false mustache on him in permanent marker.
Ken sat back, giggling goofily as he surveyed his
handiwork. “He’s gonna be sooo pissed tomorrow, Aya!”
Aya was laughing too. His face was flushed pink from
the booze. “Hee hee, we’ll just tell him tha’ the
goons from the mission kidnapped him, and when we
rescued him he wassh like this.”
“How are we gonna--hiccup!-- explain the shoes in the
freezer?”
“Huh? Freezer? Shoes?”
“We have a freezer?”
“No we don’t. Whatchu talking ‘bout a freezer for?
You’re drunk, Ken. Lemme help you get to your room.”
“No, you’re drunk, Aya.”
“No, you’re drunk, Ken.”
The arguing went on in this fashion as Aya looped his
arm around Ken’s waist and lugged him up the stairs.
Ken didn’t make it easy on Aya. He kept threatening to
pass out, his head lolling backwards on his neck,
exposing the tanned throat. Somehow Aya made it,
despite Ken’s frequent grumblings.
Ken blinked awake to the sound of his alarm clock next
morning. It was horribly loud. The noise reverberated
in his skull, but he found he couldn’t move to shut it
off. Suddenly an ivory fist slammed down on it,
breaking it to bits. Aya’s smooth, breathy voice
muttered in his ear. “I’ll buy you a new one, Ken.”
Ken was suddenly wide awake. His eyes cleared from
their hangover with preternatural speed. A very naked
Aya was laying on top of him, his arms wrapped around
him in a bear-hug. To Ken’s shock, he was also naked.
Memories of last night came flooding back to him.
“Don’t worry, Ken, I can make it back to my own room.
I’m not the drunk one.”
“I’m not drunk, Aya! Quit trying to say--” Ken fell
over backwards, his head suddenly whirring. Aya
quickly caught him before he fell, but his own
equilibrium was not so great either, and the two ended
up pitched to the floor, Ken sheltered in Aya’s arms.
They stared into each other eyes for a long time,
breathing heavily, the smell of liquor on each other’s
breaths, mingling pleasantly with their own individual
scents. Ken shifted slightly in Aya’s arms, rather
liking the feel of being nestled in them. Aya was a
protector by nature, his attitude towards his sister
was evidence of that; he was a stone guardian, a man
chiseled from marble with the heart of a… Well, Ken
hadn’t known quite what kind of heart Aya had at the
time because he was so smashed. He knew it was
something fiery and passionate and grand, though.
Then Aya whispered the eleven words that would change
the course of that night, and possibly even their
lives, forever. “Maybe I can’t go back to my own room
after all.”
So there they were, entangled in each others arms. Aya
didn’t seem the least bit uncomfortable. Ken looked up
at him. “Do you… remember what happened last night?”
Aya face was emotionless and his voice was quiet, yet
rather jovial. “Of course I do. Would you like me to
brief you?” He proceeded to rest his chin on Ken’s
collarbone and whisper, in minute detail, all the
things Ken had begged him to do to him--and vice
versa--last night. Ken remembered all too clearly, but
who was he to tell Aya to stop whispering the erotic
memories in his ear? By the time Aya was done, Ken’s
face was flushed as red as a tomato.
Aya blinked at this. Interpreting it for a negative
reaction, he quickly shifted and sat up, stating, “You
regret this.”
Ken flushed harder, especially at seeing the pale,
lithe and breathtakingly beautiful body of the other
man, and caught Aya’s wrist as he began to pull away.
“Aya, no, no.” Aya looked back. Ken laughed very
softly, his eyes bashful. “I mean… Before last night,
I had never even considered being with a man. And now…
I admired you before, you know? You’re so perfect. In
every way. You always look wonderful, you’re a great
fighter, you’re very professional, and you have a very
sensitive side to you… When you’re willing to let it
show. I’m very glad last night happened.” He took a
deep breath and looked at Aya. What if Aya didn’t feel
the same way? Sure he had described their act last
night in great detail, but that didn’t mean he felt
that it was love and not lust. Holy hell, did I just
basically say that I’m in love with Aya?
Aya was facing him now, his face beautiful in divine
concentration. Whatever he was going to say to Ken
would be very serious, and he would mean it with all
of his soul. That look, that look could penetrate
anything, could peer into hearts and find truths
hidden there. And so it did for Ken. He was in love
with Aya.
Yet he said nothing. Instead, he slipped back into the
bed and enveloped Ken in a gentle kiss. When he pulled
away, Ken was panting.
Aya smiled and leaned closer to him, resting an
elegant hand on his muscular thigh. “Keep doing that,
Ken. You sound so sexy.”
“Man,” Ken said, meeting that violet gaze once more,
“after all that liquor… You don’t have a hangover or
anything?”
Aya rested his other hand on his other thigh and
leaned forward, whispering in his ear so that his
lips brushed the sensitive skin there. “Nope. And
don’t forget that I want to go again.”
Ken balked, not sure if he was ready to take another
onslaught of love-making. “You must have incredible
stamina!”
“Well, I excuse my crass language, but I did fuck you
for several hours straight last night.” Ken didn’t
mind the crass language. Aya somehow made the f-word
sound hopelessly sensual. Aya had pulled back and was
looking at him, studying his face with that
all-knowing gaze of his. “Judging from the faraway
look in your eyes, you don’t need any reminders about
last night.” He leaned forward again, pushing Ken down
into the mattress. Ken sighed as the pleasant feel of
Aya’s body over his returned. “You look like you
enjoyed yourself.”
“Yes, very much.”
“Then wouldn’t you like to know how good I am when I’m
sober?”
Like a bolt of lightning, Ken’s hand, almost of its
own volition, had grabbed the phone on the stand next
to his bed (near the remains of the alarm clock) and
speed-dialed Omi’s number. As soon as Ken heard the
other end pick up, he said: “Aya and I aren’t coming
in to work today.” In the next second, the phone was
back on the cradle, and the hand that had held it was
very busy doing other, more interesting things.
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