"'The magic stone,'" you say.  "That's it?  That's all -- 'the magic stone?'" 

Yes, the narrator writes.  The magic stone.  Is there a problem? 

"Well, shouldn't it have a name?  Like, 'The Magic Stone of Shanaranahah?'" 

That's the name!  How did you guess? 

"So what's the backstory?  You know, like the One Ring was created by Sauron to rule the world, then Gollum found it, then Bilbo stole it, then -- you did bother to create a backstory, didn't you?" 

Of course I did.  It's uh, well, uh -- 

Watch out!  Blueberries! 

"Blueberries, what blueberries?"