Knight's Quest 
You enter by the window, proving to the world that you are unconventional and creative.  As you do so, you see another knight entering the tavern by the door.  What a dullard! 

You approach the counter.  There is a copper-farthing value menu, but there are only two items on it (the Dark Ages weren't big on consumer choice). 

You partake of the hogshead. 

You imbibe of the meade.