| "No, it's a hufflepuss!"
the troll declares. "Odd creatures, the hufflepuss! They walk
on all fours in the morning because they're a little groggy from waking,
then get up on their hind legs in the afternoon, and then they usually
stub one of their feet on a rock so they're limping on three legs by evening."
"That's lame," you say. "That's what I'm saying. They're lame." "I mean, there's no such thing as a hufflepuss." He glares at you and declares: "THERE IS TOO!" "I am of the opinion," you say, "that the real answer is that it's a man." "Okay, okay," you say. "Calm
down. You're absolutely right. It's a hufflepuss."
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