Knight's Quest 
Up ahead, you discover a rocky flat area in front of a cave.  A blonde-haired young lady dressed in flowing robes with a pointed cap is tied to a pole.  A scaley green dragon is sitting cross-legged on a boulder, sipping tea with its little claw extended.  The dragon is reading a book, Harry Potter and the Dragon That Burnt Him to a Crisp. 

The dragon puts down his book, sees you and cheerfully waves. 

"Oh, hullo old chap," the dragon says.  "So good of you to drop in.   Would you care for a spot of tea with crumpets and biscuits?" 

He holds out a silver tray with a steaming tea kettle and an assortment of pastry items. 

"I think I'll have some tea and a crumpet," you say. 

"I think I'll have some tea and a biscuit," you say (though the 'biscuit' really looks like a cookie).