Knight's Quest 
Up ahead, you discover a rocky flat area in front of a cave.  A raven-haired young lady dressed in flowing robes with a pointed cap is tied to a pole.  A scaley red dragon is sitting cross-legged on a boulder, sipping tea with its little claw extended. The dragon is reading a book, Harry Potter and the Dragon That Burnt Him to a Crisp. 

The dragon puts down his book, sees you and cheerfully waves. 

"Oh, hullo old chap," the dragon says (you gather from his english accent that he's from Hong Kong*).  "So good of you to drop in.   Would you care for a spot of tea with chow mein, or perhaps a bowl of rice?" 

He holds out a silver tray with a steaming tea kettle and an assortment of dim sum items. 

"I think I'll have some tea and chow mein," you say. 

"I think I'll have some tea and rice," you say.