Knight's Quest 
You are in the dining hall.  An immense table is set with silverware:  knives, knives, and more knives.  Rats are gnawing on the wild boar bones and eating the tapioca pudding.  Because there are no spoons, they are stabbing their tongues and squealing a lot. 

You return to the Great Hall, heading east. 

You head south, to the kitchen.