Tow chandler in a box.
Ross: Hey, y'know mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son, you'll be able to tell your kids, that you've slept with their grandfather.
Monica: Fine. judge all you want, but married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!

Towt dirty girl.
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins.

Towt prom video.
Ross: Oh really? What, uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, i'm guessing he wants to do a little dance, y'know, make a little love, well, pretty much get down tonight.

The pilot.
Chandler: Sometimes i wish i was a lesbian....did i say that out loud?

Towt routine.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, i know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?

Towt nap partners.
Woman: Excuse me, i couldn't help over hearing, you're marrying chandler Bing?
Monica: Yeah, that's right.
Woman:(sarcastically) huh, good luck!