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| Oh, where would we be without the England football fans cheering and chanting for the lads? Well perhaps we'd be able to enjoy a game of football in the pub without those drunken louts making a noise... Wrong answer! It'd be crap. Who wants to sit in the boozer and watch the tele and not have beer dripping from the ceiling after Beckham scored? I ask you also, who does not look forward to a drunken stranger who stinks of booze and fags, hugging you after Owen has scored the winning Goal? If you the sort of person who partakes in the latter, then this page is for you. If you’re the former, then check out www.FootballForPussys.com |
| 1. A wall not a bridge (tune: She'll be coming round the mountain) Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall, should of built a wall not a bridge! Sing about the scabby,dirty Welsh! |
| 2. All Be Krauts (tune: If your happy and you know it.) If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts If it wasn't for the English Wasn't for the English If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts Sing to; French, Dutch, Polish....... |
| 3. ALL this time..... (tune: Alice) All this time weve been living round the corner to Wales Wales who the fuck are Wales!! Sung to Wales 'cos they are shit |
| 4. Always (tune: Always look on the bright side of life) Always sh*t on the welsh side of the brigde da da da da da da da da Thats right the Welsh again! |
| 5. Are you Scotland (tune: classic) Are you Scotland, Are you Scotland, Are you Scotland in disguise? Are you Scotland in disguise? Sung to any shit team |
| 6. Away in a manger (tune: Away in a manger ) Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus stood up and he said... EN-GER-LAND... EN-GER-LAND... |
| 7. Beckham (tune: I love you baby) We love you Beckham, Because you've got long hair, We love you Beckham, Because you're everwhere, We love you Beckham. repeat |
| 8. Michael Owens magic (tune: My old man's a dustman) Michael Owens magic He wears a magic hat And when we play the Germans He said i fancy that He scored with his left Then with his right When we play the germans He scores all fucking night. |
| 9. Bye Bye Germany (tune: Knick-nack, Paddy-whack) 1-0 down, 5-1 up, two world wars, and one world cup, with a knick-nack paddy-wack, give a dog a bone, Germany has fucked off home! |
| 10. COME ON ENGLAND (tune: COME ON ENGLAND) COME ON ENGLAND! COME GO ENGLAND! COME ON ENGLAND! COME GO ENGLAND! etc... |
| 11. DAVID BECKHAM (tune: My old mans a dustman) Oh, David Beckham, He wears a magic hat, He went on tour in Portugal and he said I fancy that, He wouldn't pay for Scotland, or Wales because they're shite He said I'll play for England 'cos we're fucking Dynamite!!! |
| 12. Emile heskey (tune: shell be coming round the mountin) Oh if Heskey plays for England so can i Oh if Heskey plays for England so can i Oh if Heskey plays for England Heskey plays for England Heskey plays for England So can I |
| 14. En-ger-lund (tune: ) En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund En-ger-lund |
| 13. ENGLAND 5-1 GERMANY! (tune: knick-nack paddy-wack) 1-0 Down, 5-1 Up, Two world wars, and one world cup, With a knick-nack paddy-wack, Give a dog a bone, Rudi voller fucked off home |