P.A. Announcement To be read by principal, assistant principle, or other figure of authority:
""Excuse me students, may I have your attention for a very important announcement. As you may or may not have heard on the news recently, the Russian space station MIR was scheduled to return to Earth in a few days. We have just heard, however, that the space station has begun its decent early and will be falling from orbit today. Also, it was believed that MIR would enter the atmosphere at such an angle that it would burn up. Scientists now tell us that this is not the case and they predict that it will fall very close to St. John’s. As a precaution, all students are to be evacuated to the school’s bomb shelter below the gymnasium. Please follow the directions of your teacher and immediately move to the shelter when this announcement ends."