º» ¼ºñ½º´Â (ÁÖ)ºò¼¿¿¡¼ Á¦°øÇÕ´Ï´Ù. ÀÌ ÀÚ¸·ÀÌ Æ÷ÇÔµÈ MP3ÈÀÏÀº(ÁÖ)ºò¼¿ÀÇ Englab À» ÀÌ¿ëÇÏ¿© ¸¸µé¾ú½À´Ï´Ù. EngLabÀ» ±¸ÀÔÇÏ½Ã¸é ¿©·¯ºÐÀÌ ÀÚ¸·À» ÄÄÇ»ÅÍ¿¡ ÀúÀåÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ½À´Ï´Ù. http://www.vixell.com/ [00:00] >> Jay: WELCOME BACK. [00:01] [ APPLAUSE ] [00:02] YOU KNOW, FOLKS -- [00:03] SOME COMPANIES GO OUT [00:04] OF BUSINESS BECAUSE OF A BAD [00:05] ECONOMY. [00:06] SOME GO OUT OF BUSINESS [00:07] BECAUSE THEY MAKE A BAD PRODUCT. [00:09] AND A SURPRISINGLY HIGH NUMBER [00:11] OF COMPANIES FAIL JUST 'CAUSE [00:12] THEY GIVE THEMSELVES [00:13] OR THEIR PRODUCTS UNBELIEVABLY [00:14] BAD NAMES. [00:15] NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M [00:16] TALKING ABOUT IN A SEGMENT [00:17] WE CALL -- [00:19] "BADLY NAMED PRODUCTS." [00:21] [ APPLAUSE ] [00:31] >> Jay: EVERYBODY'S [00:31] INTO DRINKING BOTTLED WATER [00:32] THESE DAYS, BUT NOBODY IS GOING [00:33] ANYWHERE NEAR THIS ONE. [00:34] THIS IS -- [00:35] TIJUANA CREEK. [00:36] YEAH, TIJUANA CREEK. [00:37] [ LAUGHTER ] [00:37] AGAIN -- [00:39] [ APPLAUSE ] [00:39] IT DOESN'T SOUND APPEALING. [00:43] PEOPLE RUSHING ACROSS [00:44] THE RIO GRANDE, SCOOPING IT UP. [00:45] IT'S JUST -- NO. [00:48] NOW, HERE'S A PRODUCT THAT HAD [00:49] THE FOLKS AT PETA FURIOUS. [00:50] FURIOUS. [00:50] THIS ONE HERE -- [00:53] UNLUCKY DOLPHIN TUNA. [00:54] [ LAUGHTER ] [00:55] YEAH, UNLUCKY DOLPHIN TUNA. [00:56] YEAH, IT'S JUST -- [00:58] [ APPLAUSE ] [01:00] SOMETHING ABOUT IT SAYS, "HEY." [01:01] YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. [01:03] ONE OF THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL -- [01:04] THAT'S WHY THEY DO MARKET [01:04] RESEARCH. [01:05] PSYCHOLOGICAL THING. [01:07] SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER [01:09] WHAT THEY'RE THINKING WITH SOME [01:10] OF THESE NEW BUSINESSES THAT [01:10] OPEN UP ALL THE TIME. [01:11] QUIK MART -- [01:12] THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. [01:13] 7-ELEVEN, HEY -- [01:14] HEY, 7-ELEVEN. [01:15] IT SOUNDS CATCHY, YOU KNOW? [01:16] THIS ONE, THOUGH -- [01:18] STOP 'N' SHOOT. [01:19] [ LAUGHTER ] [01:20] STOP 'N' SHOOT. [01:21] IT'S JUST -- [01:24] >> Kevin: NOT REALLY COOL. [01:26] >> Jay: WOMEN'S PRODUCTS -- [01:27] YOU HAVE TO BE ESPECIALLY [01:27] CAREFUL, KEV. [01:28] I THINK WOMEN ARE MORE [01:29] SENSITIVE, MAYBE, TO THIS TYPE [01:30] OF THING. [01:32] THIS COMBINED A BAD NAME [01:34] WITH A HAIR DYE. [01:34] THIS IS -- [01:35] LICE-AND-EASY. [01:37] [ LAUGHTER ] [01:37] LICE-AND-EASY. [01:38] YEAH, IT JUST -- [01:41] IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY KILL [01:41] THE LICE. [01:42] IT DYES IT THE SAME COLOR [01:43] AS YOUR HAIR. [01:44] I THINK, FOR WOMEN, THAT'S [01:45] A TURNOFF. [01:46] >> Kevin: YEAH, PROBABLY. [01:47] >> Jay: PROBABLY? [01:50] NEXT COMPANY STARTED [01:51] ABOUT THE SAME TIME [01:52] AS CHUCK E. CHEESE. [01:53] CHUCK E. CHEESE -- A HUGE HIT. [01:54] STORES ALL OVER. [01:56] KEV, I TOOK YOU THERE [01:56] FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. [01:57] >> Kevin: THANK YOU. [01:57] >> Jay: REMEMBER THAT? [01:58] YEAH, YEAH. [01:59] [ LAUGHTER ] [02:00] THIS ONE DIDN'T MAKE IT. [02:00] THIS IS -- [02:01] CUT D. CHEESE. [02:02] [ LAUGHTER ] [02:03] THIS ONE HERE -- [02:04] AGAIN, IT DOESN'T -- [02:05] THE IMAGE, AGAIN -- [02:06] [ APPLAUSE ] [02:08] -- DOESN'T SOUND APPEALING. [02:11] AND AGAIN, WOMEN'S PRODUCTS -- [02:12] AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA, [02:13] EXTRA SENSITIVE. [02:14] AND THIS RANKS AS ONE [02:16] OF THE WORST-NAMED PRODUCTS. [02:17] I GUESS A LOT OF WOMEN SHAVE [02:18] THEIR LEGS, RIGHT, KEV? [02:20] WELL, THIS HERE IS NEW [02:20] SHAGGY GAL. [02:21] YOU SEE? [02:22] SHAGGY GAL. [02:23] [ LAUGHTER ] [02:24] SHAGGY GAL. [02:25] YEAH, SEE, THIS -- [02:26] THE IMAGE IS -- [02:27] [ LAUGHTER ] [02:28] NO SHAGGY GALS HERE. [02:29] NO. [02:31] UGLIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. [02:33] [ APPLAUSE ] [02:36] THE HOT THING IN FASHION THESE [02:38] DAYS IS CLOTHES FOR BIG, [02:38] BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. [02:41] BBW -- BIG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN [02:41] STORES. [02:42] AND THIS CHAIN STORE HAD [02:43] THE RIGHT IDEA. [02:44] THEY WERE ACTUALLY AHEAD [02:45] OF THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN [02:46] STORES. [02:46] BUT BAD NAME. [02:48] BIG BROADS & TRANSVESTITES. [02:50] YOU SEE, BAD NAME. [02:50] [ LAUGHTER ] [02:54] AGAIN, BAD IMAGE, BAD IMAGE. [02:58] NOW, THIS COMPANY WAS DOOMED [02:59] FROM THE START, DESPITE [03:00] ITS FANCY NAME AND FANCY [03:01] ADDRESS. [03:04] 'CAUSE FUR -- FUR IS A TOUGH [03:05] SELL THESE DAYS, ANYWAY. [03:05] BUT WHEN YOU'RE NAMED -- [03:08] KILL 'EM 'N' SKIN 'EM [03:08] OF BEVERLY HILLS -- [03:10] [ LAUGHTER ] [03:11] THIS -- YEAH. [03:12] AGAIN -- [03:12] YEAH. [03:14] [ AUDIENCE AWs ] [03:16] IN FACT, THIS ONE IS JUST [03:17] WOUNDED. [03:18] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [03:22] YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES HONESTY IS [03:24] THE BEST POLICY, BUT SADLY, NOT [03:25] IN LAS VEGAS. [03:27] THAT'S WHY THIS PLACE WENT OUT [03:28] OF BUSINESS VERY QUICKLY. [03:29] YOU REMEMBER THIS, KEVIN. [03:30] IT WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET [03:30] FROM THE MGM GRAND. [03:31] THIS IS THE -- [03:33] LOSE YOUR ASS HOTEL AND CASINO. [03:35] [ LAUGHTER ] [03:35] YEAH, LOSE YOUR ASS HOTEL [03:36] AND CASINO. [03:37] [ APPLAUSE ] [03:44] AND, OF COURSE, MEN -- [03:45] IT'S TOUGH TO SELL THINGS [03:46] TO MEN. [03:46] JUST LIKE WOMEN, VERY SENSITIVE [03:48] TO A NAME. [03:49] THE SLIGHTEST THING CAN TURN [03:50] GUYS OFF. [03:51] HERE'S THE COMPANY THAT WENT OUT [03:52] OF BUSINESS IN RECORD TIME. [03:53] THEY'RE NOT BAD-LOOKING. [03:54] THEY'RE JUST CALLED -- [03:55] GAY-LOOKING PANTS. [03:57] [ LAUGHTER ] [03:57] YEAH, SEE, GAY-LOOKING PANTS. [03:59] IT'S HARD TO SELL GUYS ON THIS. [04:00] "HEY, BOB, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" [04:02] GAY-LOOKING PANTS. [04:05] AND, OF COURSE, WHILE WE'RE [04:06] TALKING ABOUT MEN'S PRODUCTS, [04:08] HERE'S ONE MEN ARE ESPECIALLY [04:08] SENSITIVE ABOUT. [04:10] AGAIN, WHEN YOU'RE SELLING MEN [04:12] CONDOMS, YOU GOTTA BE VERY [04:13] CAREFUL. [04:13] LIKE THIS ONE HERE. [04:14] THIS IS NEW -- [04:15] SENSATION B-GONE CONDOMS. [04:17] [ LAUGHTER ] [04:18] YEAH, SENSATION B-GONE. [04:22] LOOK AT THEIR SLOGAN -- [04:23] "LIKE WEARING A RAINCOAT [04:24] IN THE SHOWER." [04:25] SEE WHAT I MEAN? [04:25] IT'S NOT -- [04:26] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [04:27] >> Kevin: RAINCOAT [04:27] IN THE SHOWER? [04:29] >> Jay: NO, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA [04:29] USE 'EM. [04:30] OKAY. [04:30] [ LAUGHTER ] [04:33] >> Kevin: HEY, HEY, HEY. [04:33] DON'T START. [04:36] DON'T LAUGH. [04:36] DON'T LAUGH. [04:37] [ LAUGHTER ] [04:38] [ APPLAUSE ] [04:40] >> Jay: NO, THEY'RE NOT [04:42] THE EXTRA-LARGE. [04:44] [ LAUGHTER ] [04:49] AGAIN, FINALLY, WOMEN'S [04:50] PRODUCTS --@@ [04:51] AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA, [04:52] EXTRA SENSITIVE. [04:54] AND THIS PRODUCT SAT ON STORE [04:55] SHELVES FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. [04:57] JUST THE WORST NAME. [04:58] CRANKY TIME TAMPONS. [05:00] YES. [05:01] [ LAUGHTER ] [05:02] CRANKY TIME TAMPONS. [05:05] BE RIGHT BACK WITH PHIL JACKSON. 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