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[00:00] >> Jay: WELCOME BACK.
[00:01] [ APPLAUSE ]
[00:02] YOU KNOW, FOLKS --
[00:03] SOME COMPANIES GO OUT
[00:04] OF BUSINESS BECAUSE OF A BAD
[00:05] ECONOMY.
[00:06] SOME GO OUT OF BUSINESS
[00:07] BECAUSE THEY MAKE A BAD PRODUCT.
[00:09] AND A SURPRISINGLY HIGH NUMBER
[00:11] OF COMPANIES FAIL JUST 'CAUSE
[00:12] THEY GIVE THEMSELVES
[00:13] OR THEIR PRODUCTS UNBELIEVABLY
[00:14] BAD NAMES.
[00:15] NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M
[00:16] TALKING ABOUT IN A SEGMENT
[00:17] WE CALL --
[00:19] "BADLY NAMED PRODUCTS."
[00:21] [ APPLAUSE ]
[00:31] >> Jay: EVERYBODY'S
[00:31] INTO DRINKING BOTTLED WATER
[00:32] THESE DAYS, BUT NOBODY IS GOING
[00:33] ANYWHERE NEAR THIS ONE.
[00:34] THIS IS --
[00:35] TIJUANA CREEK.
[00:36] YEAH, TIJUANA CREEK.
[00:37] [ LAUGHTER ]
[00:37] AGAIN --
[00:39] [ APPLAUSE ]
[00:39] IT DOESN'T SOUND APPEALING.
[00:43] PEOPLE RUSHING ACROSS
[00:44] THE RIO GRANDE, SCOOPING IT UP.
[00:45] IT'S JUST -- NO.
[00:48] NOW, HERE'S A PRODUCT THAT HAD
[00:49] THE FOLKS AT PETA FURIOUS.
[00:50] FURIOUS.
[00:50] THIS ONE HERE --
[00:53] UNLUCKY DOLPHIN TUNA.
[00:54] [ LAUGHTER ]
[00:55] YEAH, UNLUCKY DOLPHIN TUNA.
[00:56] YEAH, IT'S JUST --
[00:58] [ APPLAUSE ]
[01:00] SOMETHING ABOUT IT SAYS, "HEY."
[01:01] YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
[01:03] ONE OF THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL --
[01:04] THAT'S WHY THEY DO MARKET
[01:04] RESEARCH.
[01:05] PSYCHOLOGICAL THING.
[01:07] SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER
[01:09] WHAT THEY'RE THINKING WITH SOME
[01:10] OF THESE NEW BUSINESSES THAT
[01:10] OPEN UP ALL THE TIME.
[01:11] QUIK MART --
[01:12] THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
[01:13] 7-ELEVEN, HEY --
[01:14] HEY, 7-ELEVEN.
[01:15] IT SOUNDS CATCHY, YOU KNOW?
[01:16] THIS ONE, THOUGH --
[01:18] STOP 'N' SHOOT.
[01:19] [ LAUGHTER ]
[01:20] STOP 'N' SHOOT.
[01:21] IT'S JUST --
[01:24] >> Kevin: NOT REALLY COOL.
[01:26] >> Jay: WOMEN'S PRODUCTS --
[01:27] YOU HAVE TO BE ESPECIALLY
[01:27] CAREFUL, KEV.
[01:28] I THINK WOMEN ARE MORE
[01:29] SENSITIVE, MAYBE, TO THIS TYPE
[01:30] OF THING.
[01:32] THIS COMBINED A BAD NAME
[01:34] WITH A HAIR DYE.
[01:34] THIS IS --
[01:35] LICE-AND-EASY.
[01:37] [ LAUGHTER ]
[01:37] LICE-AND-EASY.
[01:38] YEAH, IT JUST --
[01:41] IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY KILL
[01:41] THE LICE.
[01:42] IT DYES IT THE SAME COLOR
[01:43] AS YOUR HAIR.
[01:44] I THINK, FOR WOMEN, THAT'S
[01:45] A TURNOFF.
[01:46] >> Kevin: YEAH, PROBABLY.
[01:47] >> Jay: PROBABLY?
[01:50] NEXT COMPANY STARTED
[01:51] ABOUT THE SAME TIME
[01:52] AS CHUCK E. CHEESE.
[01:53] CHUCK E. CHEESE -- A HUGE HIT.
[01:54] STORES ALL OVER.
[01:56] KEV, I TOOK YOU THERE
[01:56] FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
[01:57] >> Kevin: THANK YOU.
[01:57] >> Jay: REMEMBER THAT?
[01:58] YEAH, YEAH.
[01:59] [ LAUGHTER ]
[02:00] THIS ONE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
[02:00] THIS IS --
[02:01] CUT D. CHEESE.
[02:02] [ LAUGHTER ]
[02:03] THIS ONE HERE --
[02:04] AGAIN, IT DOESN'T --
[02:05] THE IMAGE, AGAIN --
[02:06] [ APPLAUSE ]
[02:08] -- DOESN'T SOUND APPEALING.
[02:11] AND AGAIN, WOMEN'S PRODUCTS --
[02:12] AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA,
[02:13] EXTRA SENSITIVE.
[02:14] AND THIS RANKS AS ONE
[02:16] OF THE WORST-NAMED PRODUCTS.
[02:17] I GUESS A LOT OF WOMEN SHAVE
[02:18] THEIR LEGS, RIGHT, KEV?
[02:20] WELL, THIS HERE IS NEW
[02:20] SHAGGY GAL.
[02:21] YOU SEE?
[02:22] SHAGGY GAL.
[02:23] [ LAUGHTER ]
[02:24] SHAGGY GAL.
[02:25] YEAH, SEE, THIS --
[02:26] THE IMAGE IS --
[02:27] [ LAUGHTER ]
[02:28] NO SHAGGY GALS HERE.
[02:29] NO.
[02:31] UGLIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.
[02:33] [ APPLAUSE ]
[02:36] THE HOT THING IN FASHION THESE
[02:38] DAYS IS CLOTHES FOR BIG,
[02:38] BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
[02:41] BBW -- BIG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
[02:41] STORES.
[02:42] AND THIS CHAIN STORE HAD
[02:43] THE RIGHT IDEA.
[02:44] THEY WERE ACTUALLY AHEAD
[02:45] OF THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
[02:46] STORES.
[02:46] BUT BAD NAME.
[02:48] BIG BROADS & TRANSVESTITES.
[02:50] YOU SEE, BAD NAME.
[02:50] [ LAUGHTER ]
[02:54] AGAIN, BAD IMAGE, BAD IMAGE.
[02:58] NOW, THIS COMPANY WAS DOOMED
[02:59] FROM THE START, DESPITE
[03:00] ITS FANCY NAME AND FANCY
[03:01] ADDRESS.
[03:04] 'CAUSE FUR -- FUR IS A TOUGH
[03:05] SELL THESE DAYS, ANYWAY.
[03:05] BUT WHEN YOU'RE NAMED --
[03:08] KILL 'EM 'N' SKIN 'EM
[03:08] OF BEVERLY HILLS --
[03:10] [ LAUGHTER ]
[03:11] THIS -- YEAH.
[03:12] AGAIN --
[03:12] YEAH.
[03:14] [ AUDIENCE AWs ]
[03:16] IN FACT, THIS ONE IS JUST
[03:17] WOUNDED.
[03:18] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[03:22] YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES HONESTY IS
[03:24] THE BEST POLICY, BUT SADLY, NOT
[03:25] IN LAS VEGAS.
[03:27] THAT'S WHY THIS PLACE WENT OUT
[03:28] OF BUSINESS VERY QUICKLY.
[03:29] YOU REMEMBER THIS, KEVIN.
[03:30] IT WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
[03:30] FROM THE MGM GRAND.
[03:31] THIS IS THE --
[03:33] LOSE YOUR ASS HOTEL AND CASINO.
[03:35] [ LAUGHTER ]
[03:35] YEAH, LOSE YOUR ASS HOTEL
[03:36] AND CASINO.
[03:37] [ APPLAUSE ]
[03:44] AND, OF COURSE, MEN --
[03:45] IT'S TOUGH TO SELL THINGS
[03:46] TO MEN.
[03:46] JUST LIKE WOMEN, VERY SENSITIVE
[03:48] TO A NAME.
[03:49] THE SLIGHTEST THING CAN TURN
[03:50] GUYS OFF.
[03:51] HERE'S THE COMPANY THAT WENT OUT
[03:52] OF BUSINESS IN RECORD TIME.
[03:53] THEY'RE NOT BAD-LOOKING.
[03:54] THEY'RE JUST CALLED --
[03:55] GAY-LOOKING PANTS.
[03:57] [ LAUGHTER ]
[03:57] YEAH, SEE, GAY-LOOKING PANTS.
[03:59] IT'S HARD TO SELL GUYS ON THIS.
[04:00] "HEY, BOB, WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
[04:02] GAY-LOOKING PANTS.
[04:05] AND, OF COURSE, WHILE WE'RE
[04:06] TALKING ABOUT MEN'S PRODUCTS,
[04:08] HERE'S ONE MEN ARE ESPECIALLY
[04:08] SENSITIVE ABOUT.
[04:10] AGAIN, WHEN YOU'RE SELLING MEN
[04:12] CONDOMS, YOU GOTTA BE VERY
[04:13] CAREFUL.
[04:13] LIKE THIS ONE HERE.
[04:14] THIS IS NEW --
[04:15] SENSATION B-GONE CONDOMS.
[04:17] [ LAUGHTER ]
[04:18] YEAH, SENSATION B-GONE.
[04:22] LOOK AT THEIR SLOGAN --
[04:23] "LIKE WEARING A RAINCOAT
[04:24] IN THE SHOWER."
[04:25] SEE WHAT I MEAN?
[04:25] IT'S NOT --
[04:26] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[04:27] >> Kevin: RAINCOAT
[04:27] IN THE SHOWER?
[04:29] >> Jay: NO, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
[04:29] USE 'EM.
[04:30] OKAY.
[04:30] [ LAUGHTER ]
[04:33] >> Kevin: HEY, HEY, HEY.
[04:33] DON'T START.
[04:36] DON'T LAUGH.
[04:36] DON'T LAUGH.
[04:37] [ LAUGHTER ]
[04:38] [ APPLAUSE ]
[04:40] >> Jay: NO, THEY'RE NOT
[04:42] THE EXTRA-LARGE.
[04:44] [ LAUGHTER ]
[04:49] AGAIN, FINALLY, WOMEN'S
[04:50] PRODUCTS --@@
[04:51] AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA,
[04:52] EXTRA SENSITIVE.
[04:54] AND THIS PRODUCT SAT ON STORE
[04:55] SHELVES FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.
[04:57] JUST THE WORST NAME.
[04:58] CRANKY TIME TAMPONS.
[05:00] YES.
[05:01] [ LAUGHTER ]
[05:02] CRANKY TIME TAMPONS.
[05:05] BE RIGHT BACK WITH PHIL JACKSON.
[05:07] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]!0ccccc_o
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