Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes
| In Homs, there was a big hole in the ground. Everyday people would fall into this hole and injure or even kill themselves. So the mayor of Homs sent three ministers to visit the hole and attempt to find a solution. So the first minister said, "We'll just park an ambulance by the hole, and when someone falls in, we'll just drive them to the Hospital." the second minister said, "No, No... the nearest Hospital is over an hour away. They will die before they get to the Hospital. We should just build a Hospital here next to the hole. This way, when someone falls in, the Hospital is right here." The third minister said, "No, No... why do want to spend all that money to build a Hospital just because of a hole? It will be much cheaper to fill in this hole here and dig another hole next to the one already standing an hour away. :) |
